Matt Diablo
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Re: Samuel Eto'o [merged]
500 million posts of bollox...
500 million posts of bollox...
Tevez was seen giving Stadium Tours at Coms today. He scared the little uns' unfortunately. Real Madrid ruined football again by buying the Benjani/Zin Zimmer combination - which means he'll probably smile from an offside position whilst proclaiming Madrid are going to sign Pele...which to be fair can't be ruled out. This opens the door for Barcelona to have a clear run at David Villa, who inturn had an illegal i mean informal meeting with Barca in McDonalds or a restaurant of similar Ilk. Valencia chairman found out about the meeting and went all Arnie. David Villa had no choice but to head for the chopper back to Valencia (the metaphorical chopper), but it's believed he will probably tell Valencia that he wants to go to Barca. Which funnily enough opens the door for Eto'o to kick over some bins outside the Nou Camp before confirming he is coming in to replace the most famous man in Turkey (hands in the air vassell is here). Juan Laporta has decided he wants to do what is best for Barca and Eto'o but hasn't yet declared what that is. He also apparently wants a fight with Eto'o's agent.10robinho10 said:Can someone recap anything thats happened today regarding Eto'o and Tevez please?
ono said:Tevez was seen giving Stadium Tours at Coms today. He scared the little uns' unfortunately. Real Madrid ruined football again by buying the Benjani/Zin Zimmer combination - which means he'll probably smile from an offside position whilst proclaiming Madrid are going to sign Pele...which to be fair can't be ruled out. This opens the door for Barcelona to have a clear run at David Villa, who inturn had an illegal i mean informal meeting with Barca in McDonalds or a restaurant of similar Ilk. Valencia chairman found out about the meeting and went all Arnie. David Villa had no choice but to head for the chopper back to Valencia (the metaphorical chopper), but it's believed he will probably tell Valencia that he wants to go to Barca. Which funnily enough opens the door for Eto'o to kick over some bins outside the Nou Camp before confirming he is coming in to replace the most famous man in Turkey (hands in the air vassell is here). Juan Laporta has decided he wants to do what is best for Barca and Eto'o but hasn't yet declared what that is. He also apparently wants a fight with Eto'o's agent.10robinho10 said:Can someone recap anything thats happened today regarding Eto'o and Tevez please?
All in all...uneventful but it's likely to be like that for a few days.
Andouble said:10robinho10 said:Can someone recap anything thats happened today regarding Eto'o and Tevez please?
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Johnny_on said:Andouble said:10robinho10 said:Can someone recap anything thats happened today regarding Eto'o and Tevez please?
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The only thing to do with Eto'o has been Laporta saying he is saddened by whats happened and that Villa has said "i only want to go to Barca" Which would probably mean Eto'o is more likely....
Either way no need to sweat Eto'o, Tevez and Lescott are all on there way...
Chippy_boy said:Johnny_on said:Andouble said:10robinho10 said:Can someone recap anything thats happened today regarding Eto'o and Tevez please?
nowt
The only thing to do with Eto'o has been Laporta saying he is saddened by whats happened and that Villa has said "i only want to go to Barca" Which would probably mean Eto'o is more likely....
Either way no need to sweat Eto'o, Tevez and Lescott are all on there way...
I think the problem is mate that many people said much the same in January about Kaka, and look what happened.
Personally, I would not be surprised if we signed all three. Nor would I be completely shocked if 1 or more of them slipped through our fingers.
Will I be stunning if Tevez announces tomorrow his signature with Arsenal? Nope.
Will I be amazed if Eto'o decides to stay put. Nah.
And Moyes manages to hang on to Lescott? Quite possible.
Chippy_boy said:Johnny_on said:Andouble said:10robinho10 said:Can someone recap anything thats happened today regarding Eto'o and Tevez please?
nowt
The only thing to do with Eto'o has been Laporta saying he is saddened by whats happened and that Villa has said "i only want to go to Barca" Which would probably mean Eto'o is more likely....
Either way no need to sweat Eto'o, Tevez and Lescott are all on there way...
I think the problem is mate that many people said much the same in January about Kaka, and look what happened.
Personally, I would not be surprised if we signed all three. Nor would I be completely shocked if 1 or more of them slipped through our fingers.
Will I be stunning if Tevez announces tomorrow his signature with Arsenal? Nope.
Will I be amazed if Eto'o decides to stay put. Nah.
And Moyes manages to hang on to Lescott? Quite possible.
And Moyes manages to hang on to Lescott? Quite possible.
Chippy_boy said:Johnny_on said:Andouble said:10robinho10 said:Can someone recap anything thats happened today regarding Eto'o and Tevez please?
nowt
The only thing to do with Eto'o has been Laporta saying he is saddened by whats happened and that Villa has said "i only want to go to Barca" Which would probably mean Eto'o is more likely....
Either way no need to sweat Eto'o, Tevez and Lescott are all on there way...
I think the problem is mate that many people said much the same in January about Kaka, and look what happened.
Personally, I would not be surprised if we signed all three. Nor would I be completely shocked if 1 or more of them slipped through our fingers.
Will I be stunning if Tevez announces tomorrow his signature with Arsenal? Nope.
Will I be amazed if Eto'o decides to stay put. Nah.
And Moyes manages to hang on to Lescott? Quite possible.
Bonol said:And Moyes manages to hang on to Lescott? Quite possible.
Thats the point your article becomes silly.
ono said:Tevez was seen giving Stadium Tours at Coms today. He scared the little uns' unfortunately. Real Madrid ruined football again by buying the Benjani/Zin Zimmer combination - which means he'll probably smile from an offside position whilst proclaiming Madrid are going to sign Pele...which to be fair can't be ruled out. This opens the door for Barcelona to have a clear run at David Villa, who inturn had an illegal i mean informal meeting with Barca in McDonalds or a restaurant of similar Ilk. Valencia chairman found out about the meeting and went all Arnie. David Villa had no choice but to head for the chopper back to Valencia (the metaphorical chopper), but it's believed he will probably tell Valencia that he wants to go to Barca. Which funnily enough opens the door for Eto'o to kick over some bins outside the Nou Camp before confirming he is coming in to replace the most famous man in Turkey (hands in the air vassell is here). Juan Laporta has decided he wants to do what is best for Barca and Eto'o but hasn't yet declared what that is. He also apparently wants a fight with Eto'o's agent.10robinho10 said:Can someone recap anything thats happened today regarding Eto'o and Tevez please?
All in all...uneventful but it's likely to be like that for a few days.
Meanwhile, Valenica president Manuel Llorente has rubbished renewed rumours suggesting that his club are in talks with Barca over a deal for Spain striker David Villa.
He told Europa Press: "Valencia is not negotiating and has not negotiated with Barcelona, at all."
Chippy_boy said:Johnny_on said:Andouble said:10robinho10 said:Can someone recap anything thats happened today regarding Eto'o and Tevez please?
nowt
The only thing to do with Eto'o has been Laporta saying he is saddened by whats happened and that Villa has said "i only want to go to Barca" Which would probably mean Eto'o is more likely....
Either way no need to sweat Eto'o, Tevez and Lescott are all on there way...
I think the problem is mate that many people said much the same in January about Kaka, and look what happened.
Personally, I would not be surprised if we signed all three. Nor would I be completely shocked if 1 or more of them slipped through our fingers.
Will I be stunning if Tevez announces tomorrow his signature with Arsenal? Nope.
Will I be amazed if Eto'o decides to stay put. Nah.
And Moyes manages to hang on to Lescott? Quite possible.