Cellarite
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You're not the worst poster ever on bluemoon.You are a weird person, if you have nothing good to say about me then shut the fuck up
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You're not the worst poster ever on bluemoon.You are a weird person, if you have nothing good to say about me then shut the fuck up
Arsenal's top scorer is Nketiah at 5? What?Nope. I wanted him gone long before he left. But I wished him well and still do. I hope he finds a club where he does well (unless it's one of the shithouse clubs obviously).
I did a copilot search for a table like below (you can never fully trust AI) for options.
To me Everton, Palace, Wolves, Bournemouth, Forest, West Ham, Fulham, Leicester, Southampton or Sheffield United should be his next home. basically anyone in the 2nd half of the table.
Rank Club Top Scorer (2023/24) Most Played Left Winger (2023/24) Net Spend (2024/25) (£m) Average Monthly Wages (£k) 1 Manchester City Erling Haaland (27 goals) Jack Grealish (7.5) -87.8 600 2 Arsenal Eddie Nketiah (5 goals) Gabriel Martinelli (7.3) 29.3 458 3 Liverpool Mohamed Salah (18 goals) Luis Díaz (7.4) 0 500 4 Manchester United Bruno Fernandes (3 goals) Marcus Rashford (7.2) 88.2 625 5 Chelsea Cole Palmer (22 goals) Mykhailo Mudryk (6.8) 19.2 567 6 Tottenham Hotspur Son Heung-min (17 goals) Ivan Perišić (7.0) 111.4 417 7 Newcastle United Alexander Isak (21 goals) Anthony Gordon (7.1) -30 375 8 Aston Villa Ollie Watkins (19 goals) Leon Bailey (6.9) 43.7 317 9 Brighton & Hove Albion Evan Ferguson (5 goals) Kaoru Mitoma (7.4) 82.2 208 10 West Ham United Jarrod Bowen (8 goals) Saïd Benrahma (7.0) 78.3 267 11 Crystal Palace Odsonne Edouard (5 goals) Wilfried Zaha (7.2) 6.5 233 12 Brentford Bryan Mbeumo (6 goals) Yoane Wissa (6.8) 28.3 167 13 Fulham Bobby De Cordova-Reid (2 goals) Willian (7.1) -3.1 208 14 Wolverhampton Wanderers Hwang Hee-chan (6 goals) Pedro Neto (7.0) -14.5 192 15 Everton Abdoulaye Doucoure (4 goals) Dwight McNeil (6.9) -26.1 250 16 Nottingham Forest Taiwo Awoniyi (4 goals) Morgan Gibbs-White (6.8) 13 183 17 Bournemouth Dominic Solanke (19 goals) Dango Ouattara (6.7) 0.3 150 18 Leicester City Jamie Vardy (10 goals) Harvey Barnes (7.0) 4 225 19 Southampton Che Adams (9 goals) Kamaldeen Sulemana (6.9) 60 167 20 Sheffield United Cameron Archer (2 goals) Ben Osborn (6.6) N/A 125
can't trust AIArsenal's top scorer is Nketiah at 5? What?
It's Sterling who I blame for turning my hair grey during the time he played for the club.I personally would take him back, there’s still a very good player there. Just thought as we’re taking Gundo back (that’s unquestionably a good idea of course). I see the decision is unanimous though :)
Does he do himself any favours? Not very often, no. He comes across as a bit of a mercenary; have boots, will travel (for the right money). But it's a ****'s trick, giving his number to another player while he's still at the club. Basically, forcing him out of the club. But Chelsea have previous for this sort of bullshit. Even during this last couple of months; witness the way they've treated Chalobah, Chilwell and Gallagher. It's a horrible club. I wouldn't blame Sterling if he said "fuck it", and sit out the rest of his contract. 300k per week for sitting on his arse at home; where do I sign up?
I personally would take him back, there’s still a very good player there. Just thought as we’re taking Gundo back (that’s unquestionably a good idea of course). I see the decision is unanimous though :)
i never liked his Tattoo
I always liked him and defended him as a player (unlike some others on here) but once you cross Pep, there is never a way back - just ask 'Mr Cancelo.'
WowI suspect I'm not alone chuckling at his predicament - but what a bigheaded twat he's turned into - a legend in his own lunchtime who did OK at City but often couldn't hit a barn door with a football from 5 yards for us in his last season with us which was why I was happy for him to leave - his whole world has fell apart! but I'm sure his ridiculous wages whilst he's not in the FIrst Team Squad will be compensation! Saudi for you next little 'runs-like-a-girl' guy!
I suspect I'm not alone chuckling at his predicament - but what a bigheaded twat he's turned into - a legend in his own lunchtime who did OK at City but often couldn't hit a barn door with a football from 5 yards for us in his last season with us which was why I was happy for him to leave - his whole world has fell apart! but I'm sure his ridiculous wages whilst he's not in the FIrst Team Squad will be compensation! Saudi for you next little 'runs-like-a-girl' guy!
I've seen some extreme posts on here but that is right up there. Seriously, Raz as a City player annoyed you more than any other player in your footballing history???Most annoying player ever.