whyalwaysLee
Well-Known Member
- Joined
- 14 Mar 2012
- Messages
- 315
"Howoah, is that number 1 city fan carpet shop?"
"Erm....yes, Bill speaking."
"You have pwatinum season card for big game, yes?"
"Why do you ask? And BTW I'm not selling my derby seat if you're asking."
"Well, Mr Carpet man, you haven't heard my namber 1 offa and spwecial deal."
"Not interested, pal. Try someone else."
"You really need to hear my offa. You listen weel good now. I give you 10 thousand dollar...."
"How do I know this aint a wind up? Not that I'm interested."
"Well, I have your very spwecial daughter tied up in back of car. I hear the crocodiles in Chester Zoo are very hungry this time of year, no? Do we have a deal Carpet man?"
4 hours later
"Erm....yes, Bill speaking."
"You have pwatinum season card for big game, yes?"
"Why do you ask? And BTW I'm not selling my derby seat if you're asking."
"Well, Mr Carpet man, you haven't heard my namber 1 offa and spwecial deal."
"Not interested, pal. Try someone else."
"You really need to hear my offa. You listen weel good now. I give you 10 thousand dollar...."
"How do I know this aint a wind up? Not that I'm interested."
"Well, I have your very spwecial daughter tied up in back of car. I hear the crocodiles in Chester Zoo are very hungry this time of year, no? Do we have a deal Carpet man?"
4 hours later