Smoking In Toilets

I must say it was loads better in SS1 yesterday. Perhaps the club received a few complaints about the situation on Boxing Day and surprisingly did something about it.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
A load of perverts all using the excuse of having a cig in the toilets while really trying to look at other mens’ todgers.

You know that’s why you do it you fucking pervs, you’re fooling nobody!
Click to expand...
If you see anyone studying your todger please report to the nearest steward. They should know how to handle it properly.
 
Corky said:
On most MCC owned property you are allowed to smoke, it is up to who rents or leases it what they do unless it is against the law. City have a 250 year ease so as good as own it.

Anyone could smoke at CoMS when it opened.
Click to expand...

iirc you could smoke anywhere except in the seats when it opened. It used to hit you when you went in the concourse. It was a refreshing change to be able to breathe during the 90 minutes after being trapped with a chain smoker in front of my seat for the last season at maine road!! So yeah when we first got the stadium you could smoke by the bars etc, but not in your seat. The whole ban came in a few years later.
 
Man-chester copperpot said:
On the flipside, will all you tosser’s stop coming into the Smoking Area and urinating!
What’s it come to when you can’t keep your piss in for 90 minutes?
Bloody perverts……keep your cock’s in your pants while people are socialising while having a hit of nicotine!
Click to expand...
“Please report any flashers in the smoking area to the nearest steward”
 
the new gents smoking area has become so popular that women now go in there for a smoke, seen this quite a lot. And no i dont need spec savers, i was in the gents, double checked on the way out.
 
I don’t wan’t to bring down the good vibe of the game yesterday but the gents toilets in SS L1 by the M2 turnstile were the worst I’ve ever seen them.

Massive queue to get in for a piss and they were just full of knobheads smoking. The stewards just don’t give a toss. One of them was actively laughing and joking about it.

Who can’t go two hours without a cig?

It’s properly disgusting. Can’t they just make a smoking pen outside for the scruffs who “need” to use it?
 
Last edited:
Johnny Mars Bar said:
I don’t wan’t to bring down the good vibe of the game yesterday but the gents toilets in SS L2 by the M2 turnstile were the worst I’ve ever seen them.

Massive queue to get in for a piss and they were just full of knobheads smoking. The stewards just don’t give a toss. One of them was actively laughing and joking about it.

Who can’t go two hours without a cig?

It’s properly disgusting. Can’t they just make a smoking pen outside for the scruffs who “need” to use it?
Click to expand...
I’d just get me knob out and piss on their feet if I couldn’t get in to use the place that it’s designed and designated for mate. Fuck the selfish cunts, they can have pissy feet for an afternoon.
 
Psychedelic Casual said:
I’d just get me knob out and piss on their feet if I couldn’t get in to use the place that it’s designed and designated for mate. Fuck the selfish cunts, they can have pissy feet for an afternoon.
Click to expand...
I love this. Imagine it?
What the fuck are you doing?
Having a piss - that’s what this place is for. It’s a toilet.

They’d have no response other than the inevitable aggression.

Selfish wankers.
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
I don’t wan’t to bring down the good vibe of the game yesterday but the gents toilets in SS L2 by the M2 turnstile were the worst I’ve ever seen them.

Massive queue to get in for a piss and they were just full of knobheads smoking. The stewards just don’t give a toss. One of them was actively laughing and joking about it.

Who can’t go two hours without a cig?

It’s properly disgusting. Can’t they just make a smoking pen outside for the scruffs who “need” to use it?
Click to expand...
Mate i worked as a steward for a while in SS L1. Whenever i challenged them all i got was "you like looking at guys knobs do you", "F' off cant we have a smoke in peace" etc, etc, while there were 6, 7, 8, year old kids flipping coughing out their poisoning toxic fumes as well as me and all the others gasping for air. After about three weeks of abuse i ended up in a shoving match with about 3 or 4 smoking idiots and me and another steward. Looking back it was quite funny as we all ended up squashed in a big ball of bodies not able to move near the bogs entrance. But seriously its flipping foul. How would you smokers feel if you had a kid in there inhaling that cancerous crap!!!
 
Johnny Mars Bar said:
Worst I’ve ever seen it.

People actually queuing for 20 mins at half time just to FUCKING SMOKE in the south stand bogs.

It’s absurd.

I think smokers are all scruffy smelly twats but even I think there needs to be a proper smoking area for the fuckers.
Click to expand...
Someone needs to video it then get the club to identify them. Then one week pile them all in and send the fire brigade in with a jet hose cannon full of sewage.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Unread Posts

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top