Stupid little things that bug you

[LangleyBlue1970]

When people deliberately mis-spell swear words in an attempt to not swear.

You’ve typed fook. Everyone knows what you’re saying. You’ve typed c*nt. Everyone knows what you’re saying.

Just fucking type it.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I noticed in the park today a special bench. A 'social' bench. If you sit there, it's an invitation for others to sit next to you, say 'hello' and chat.

No complaints about that. Just there were no other benches at all. You'd think there'd be at least one marked 'Fuck off and boil your head.'

If you sit there, does Ray appear?

 

[give it to gordon]

People who pay a fortune to turn their front garden into a parking space but are to tight to pay for a dropped curb.
Than come out and moan at you for parking perfectly legally out side their house.

PS I would never park across a dropped kerb.

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

Jim Daly's seasonal song that lists all the 92 teams in the top 4 divisions to the tune of "We Didn't Start The Fire".

It's just how he goes "Shef-i-eld United, Shef-i-eld Wens-day, Sunderland and Swans-zee".

 

[Bill Walker]

When people deliberately mis-spell swear words in an attempt to not swear.

You’ve typed fook. Everyone knows what you’re saying. You’ve typed c*nt. Everyone knows what you’re saying.

Just fecking type it.

 

[Grassland Blue]

The flour bits on top of bread rolls that go everywhere when you eat them.
Same applies to flaky pastry.
Bagels, what are they all about?

 

[give it to gordon]

Going away for 2 days I've been ready since 9am. Still waiting for the missus to be ready.
Me two pairs of pants and socks. Two shirts and shorts, deodorant and tooth brush done !!.

 

[Cellarite]

Miserable fuckwits cluttering up the Oasis thread to tell us fans that the Gallaghers are older than they were in the 90's and that they only made three songs that pass their strict criteria anyway.

 

[Bill Walker]

Those plastic bags on a role to put your loose bananas in at the supermarket. I can never get the bastards open.

 

[idahoblues]

The flour bits on top of bread rolls that go everywhere when you eat them.
Same applies to flaky pastry.
Bagels, what are they all about?

Bagels are great!