Stupid little things that bug you

[Grassland Blue]

See where you're coming from but you could be a nutter, an ex husband or someone else with a grudge with her on a wind up. They don't know you from Adam.

This is very true, but they could have checked my records if they had doubts.
I could have sent them a picture of the letter too.

 

[halfmist]

I'm no expert but I am told by an expert that there is a big difference between Tax Avoidance and Tax Evasion - avoidance is acceptable, evasion isn't. Not that that stops me from doing 'deals for cash' with local tradesmen when I can save a packet! ;-)

As an Accountant ( now retired) I was often by my clients what was the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion and the answer was very simple… the thickness of the prison walls

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

When i’m at the gym and getting changed, the large changing room is empty.
I sit down on the bench at my locker, within 5 seconds of getting my clothes off another bloke comes in to get changed and would you believe it, the locker right next to mine and sits down next to me!
Bloody weirdo

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Extension leads

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

When i’m at the gym and getting changed, the large changing room is empty.
I sit down on the bench at my locker, within 5 seconds of getting my clothes off another bloke comes in to get changed and would you believe it, the locker right next to mine and sits down next to me!
Bloody weirdo

Dont fight it

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Dont fight it

When it comes to blokes i’m very picky - i don’t like my own hairy arse never mind someone else’s ;-)
Playing hard to get

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Any ad connected to floor cleaning. Same musical track and same ridiculous actors. It's been a year now, if I was going to buy your overpriced shite, I would have done so by now.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Not being able to open ketchup sachets.

Any establishments offering their sauces in sachets, should be avoided at all costs.

However, with sachets, at least you know what you're getting.
I've lost count of the amount of times I've got a Heinz Tomato ketchup bottle, and it's obviously not the stuff in the bottle that it should be.

Oh, and well done for not calling it "red sauce". Anybody that does, should be boiled alive....... in a vat of red sauce

 

[Bettys Bell]

The clocks going back .

 

[.db.]

The clocks going back .

Why does gaining an hour and the time going back to the proper time annoy you?

 

[SamTheGuru]

THIS:

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Women. Anyone else find themselves in it tonight? I seem to be having a lot of unexplained shit from mine. Im blaming the clocks changing later, or a full moon or something

 

[East Level 2]

THIS:

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That's how it should be according to feng shui. The energy flow is all wrong if you have it the other way.

 

[.db.]

THIS:

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I used to have it the other as a law. Now I have it this way, it just looks right.

 

[SamTheGuru]

That's how it should be according to feng shui. The energy flow is all wrong if you have it the other way.

That's how it should be according to feng shui. The energy flow is all wrong if you have it the other way.

Blasphemy!!!

 

[Bill Walker]

Albanians pretending to be Italian.

 

[southamptonblue]

That's how it should be according to feng shui. The energy flow is all wrong if you have it the other way.

Fuck feng shui,....should always come off from the top!

 

[Bill Walker]

Fuck feng shui,....

You'll now have 50 years bad luck..

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Dog shit all over the pavements seems to have made a comeback recently.

 

[KS55]

Dog shit all over the pavements seems to have made a comeback recently.

And it’s not white.