Stupid little things that bug you

Fuck feng shui,....should always come off from the top!
My eldest lad lived with me for a year or so a while ago. He likes it one way and I like it the other. We both used to reverse it, never mentioned it once just carried on swapping it round. If he visits now he still reverses it 8-)
 
A chafed ass crack. I thought it would be a lot cooler today and obviously didn’t get the best of wipes this morning :(
 
Izal was made by the same people who owned Thorncliffe Colliery in Yorkshire.

Not a lot of people know that! How a colliery company ended up making bog roll I have no idea.

You'd have been better off wiping your arse with the coal. I seem to remember that abdomination was prevalent in British rail train and public toilets. Whoever sold that to anybody as a good product to wipe your arse on must have been one excellent salesperson.
 

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