Stupid little things that bug you

[Protein Junkie]

I’m not Mahrez.

Takes a better penalty for starters

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Takes a better penalty for starters

I’d love to think so, but I guess it would be different in front of 50k+ with a decent keeper in goal.

I was awesome down the park though. ;-)

 

[Barcon]

People that can’t show up on time. Been at work since 8am waiting for these pricks to deliver the kitchen.
It’s two 0 fucking clock now.
I’m going to miss the kick off because of these useless twats.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Setting off fireworks when it's still daylight. What's the point?

Drugs have arrived. At least that was the reason in Oldham.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Pies have arrived. At least that was the reason in Oldham.

Fixed

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fixed

You're mixing it up with Wigan.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Fucking post offices! Whenever I go in one of the bastards there’s a massive queue because each persons query takes so long to sort out. Streamline that shit ffs!

 

[give it to gordon]

Fucking post offices! Whenever I go in one of the bastards there’s a massive queue because each persons query takes so long to sort out. Streamline that shit ffs!

People behind me queues who get annoyed when the nice person in the post office is sorting out my query ;)

 

[Big Swifty]

How is it that when anyone has to go to hospital in Coronation Street (as they frequently do) they are invariably put in a nice private ward, instead of sharing a public ward with five other old buggers, all snoring, farting, talking in their sleep, moaning, coughing and with nurses coming in all night to see to them and waking you up, like happens to me?

Are they all in some private health scheme?

 

[Blue Mist]

snoring, farting, talking in their sleep, moaning, coughing and with nurses coming in all night to see to them and waking you up, like happens to me?

Are they all in some private health scheme?

Bloody hell, I have finally found someone that admits to watching Corrry. Do you go to meetings on a second Tuesday of the month.... 'Hi my name is Big Swifty and I watch Coronation Street '

Is Fred still in it, I SAID IS FRED STILL IN IT'