Stupid little things that bug you

Bloody hell, I have finally found someone that admits to watching Corrry. Do you go to meetings on a second Tuesday of the month.... 'Hi my name is Big Swifty and I watch Coronation Street '

Is Fred still in it, I SAID IS FRED STILL IN IT'
No, but the Mrs likes to watch and I am compelled to be present while it's on.

I didn't say I actually WATCHED it.......
 
How is it that when anyone has to go to hospital in Coronation Street (as they frequently do) they are invariably put in a nice private ward, instead of sharing a public ward with five other old buggers, all snoring, farting, talking in their sleep, moaning, coughing and with nurses coming in all night to see to them and waking you up, like happens to me?

Are they all in some private health scheme?
Of course they're in private health schemes. They are reasonably paid TV stars and they have a schedule to keep.
 

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