Stupid little things that bug you

[Man-chester copperpot]

When your watching Youtube and go to the toilet.
Even though it wasn’t due when you left, they have a nice 20-30 second advert waiting for you when you get back.

Like you just havent watched 7 in the last 15 minutes.

Fuckers!

 

[crooky]

People refering to things as 'free' when they're on a subscription service that you PAY for!

"I'm just checking out the new Playstation Plus God of War game. It's free on Playstation Plus".

No it's not free!

 

[normskih]

When I was kid (during the Roman Occupation), my mother would sometimes include in my lunch box, two Weetabix biscuits, buttered (margarine really), and topped with jam.

My Mum’s breakfast was always two buttered Weetabix:)

 

[Blue Mist]

Songs involving songs that sound like songs that could be songs.


And they moaned about J day.

 

[WickyWain]

Songs involving songs that sound like songs that could be songs.

You should write a song about that.

 

[AirbagsOptionalTheReturn]

Funny you should say that. I have a copy at hand and found quite recently that I can read Middle English with ease. Of course, it was the era of my favourite previous life so that explains it.

Seriously, I did study Chaucer at school, but that's a long time ago. I bought the book in Altrincham a few months ago, and was really surprised that I could understand it. I just have to look up the odd word.

Let me Guess Brian that you went SBS and you were born in 1974....

 

[richardtheref]

Just been to the cashpoint. The lady in front of me took 12 minutes. What can you possibly be doing for that long.

 

[laserblue]

Just been to the cashpoint. The lady in front of me took 12 minutes. What can you possibly be doing for that long.

Trying to remember her PIN?

 

[Eccles Blue]

Have, have, have.

 

[Bill Walker]

Just been to the cashpoint. The lady in front of me took 12 minutes. What can you possibly be doing for that long.

Stop using cash, haven't used it for 5 years, don't miss it.

 

[MellowJoe]

Unmarked police cars, I don't know if that's what they even are but either I've never noticed them before or they've just got a job lot in. Last few months they're everywhere, black beemers. They freak you out when they're right behind you and then suddenly put their fairy lights on and blare their siren

 

[BrianW]

Just been to the cashpoint. The lady in front of me took 12 minutes. What can you possibly be doing for that long.

I think that cashpoints have a secret video game that only certain people can access.

 

[richardtheref]

Stop using cash, haven't used it for 5 years, don't miss it.

Carpet fitters will reduce their bill by £300 if I pay cash

 

[paulchapo]

Just been to the cashpoint. The lady in front of me took 12 minutes. What can you possibly be doing for that long.

That and the idiots in supermarket queues, who wait until the cashier has scanned all their shopping and told them the price, before getting out their method of payment are two of my biggest irritants. Often it's a card but this has to be brought out of a bag, then a purse, after much fiddling about. You're waiting in a queue where at the end you have to pay. As that time draws near get your fucking card/money ready!

I'll add security queues at airports too. In spite of somebody constantly informing people what to do when they get to the part they have to put their goods into the plastic tray to scan they still fail.

 

[Casey69]

Idris Elba blasting through some guys fucking roof on the sky broadband ad, any savings on broadband are lost by having to get the roof repaired …
And don’t get me started on the AAs “ what’s wrong with the car “ ad who the fuck robs a bank that’s upstairs?

 

[bennyboy]

Womans nonsense.
Cushion on the bed.

 

[citizen_maine]

Idris Elba blasting through some guys fucking roof on the sky broadband ad, any savings on broadband are lost by having to get the roof repaired …
And don’t get me started on the AAs “ what’s wrong with the car “ ad who the fuck robs a bank that’s upstairs?

 

[Barcon]

Carpet fitters will reduce their bill by £300 if I pay cash

I didn't even know they still made carpet.

 

[Really_here]

Idris Elba blasting through some guys fucking roof on the sky broadband ad, any savings on broadband are lost by having to get the roof repaired …
And don’t get me started on the AAs “ what’s wrong with the car “ ad who the fuck robs a bank that’s upstairs?

I try to record anything I want to watch so I can FF through the adverts. It's incredible how short some of the0 30 minute programs are if you skip past the adverts. Failing that I mute the sound until the program's back on

 

[KS55]

Musicians singing about other musicians.