Stupid little things that bug you
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Compulsory in the Royal Enclosure. I had to wear one… before I got the train home from Ascot via Reading, I got changed into jeans and t shirt. No way was I arriving at Piccadilly at 10pm dressed like little Lord fucking Fontelroy
Lavinda Past
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The dress code for women was ridic.
- Hats must be worn. Fascinators are not allowed.
- Dresses must not have narrow shoulder straps. Minimum width is xx.
- Skirts may not have a split and the minimum length is calf height.
- Granny knickers are obligatory.
- Trouser suits are forbidden.
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Ok, I made just one up. Some rules changed over the years but all those I specified existed. There were others about bare shoulders etc that I don’t remember.
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Cellarite
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When a joke is so shite that you have to tell people it was a joke.
Lavinda Past
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Hahaha!
I wish I could have seen the smug self-satisfied look on your face when you posted your 'look at how well educated I am' response to my post.
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Bwahahaha! You just want to see my face with any expression on it.
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Well if that's you, I'd be all over you like a rash.
Lavinda Past
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If we did meet up, it's the resulting rashes that I'd be worried about...
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People who moan about...
"I don't think MY taxes should pay for.....(insert some random bullshit that they've got a hair up their arse about here)"
It isn't your money once it's been taken, it's the government's money, and they waste it on all manner of stuff, least of all the thing you've got a hair up your arse about. You've just been played by some Daily Mail article which was designed solely to make you foam at the mouth rather than actually think critically about public spending you daft prick!
Fucking "MY taxes" - shakes head, exhales deeply and rolls eyes.
"I don't think MY taxes should pay for.....(insert some random bullshit that they've got a hair up their arse about here)"
It isn't your money once it's been taken, it's the government's money, and they waste it on all manner of stuff, least of all the thing you've got a hair up your arse about. You've just been played by some Daily Mail article which was designed solely to make you foam at the mouth rather than actually think critically about public spending you daft prick!
Fucking "MY taxes" - shakes head, exhales deeply and rolls eyes.
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Wasters who video themselves fake crying and then posting the clip on social media, busy cunts who need their hard drives checking.
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People on Blue Moon who are constantly acting as grammar police..
Grassland Blue
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People on Bluemoon whose grammar is poor......
Lavinda Past
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My grandma was poor, but she was happy.