Stupid little things that bug you

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.

And "is there anything else I can help you with today?"

My usual answer: "do you really think that you just helped me then?"

 

[DrBlueBob]

Which is allied to “ we are experiencing high demand at present. Your call is important to us so please hold”.
No it’s not you lying bastards it’s because
A) you don’t employ enough staff
B) the ones you do have are incompetent.

Your call is important to us. Please hold until it is no longer important to you.

 

[KS55]

People on a bus or train who engage me in conversation but just carry on wittering after I have told them I am deaf.
What part of “I am deaf” do they not understand?
I saw a vid on utube where a blind man was asked by the manager of a gym to stop staring at people. When the guy said “I am blind” the manager replied “Well stop staring then.”

 

[Protein Junkie]

The Cost of Hold luggage £50 a head one way the robbing bastards.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

The Cost of Hold luggage £50 a head one way the robbing bastards.

Is that like Mafia rates? How much for the rest of the body?

 

[Grassland Blue]

The word 'gotten'.
Used instead of got.
We don't say," I've gotten a luverley bunch of coconuts" do we?
Damned yankees.

 

[mexico1970]

People on a bus or train who engage me in conversation but just carry on wittering after I have told them I am deaf.
What part of “I am deaf” do they not understand?
I saw a vid on utube where a blind man was asked by the manager of a gym to stop staring at people. When the guy said “I am blind” the manager replied “Well stop staring then.”

I get this a lot too, but I am rude enough to just ignore them after I have told them anyway.

 

[Streetsweeper]

Fucking Yodel, the cunts.

 

[Donmcfc]

British men who wear cowboy hats. Don't they realise how stupid they look?

 

[Grassland Blue]

British men who wear cowboy hats. Don't they realise how stupid they look?

Yee ha!

 

[Bri1975]

Grown men punching the punch the bag thing in arcades to see if they score the highest whilst surrounded by kids playing games

 

[doots]

Call centre/customer service calls when they say "parfeck".
All i arks is some proper English language innit.

 

[bluemc]

Anyone who does the heart gesture with their hands, usually whenever there's a TV camera nearby.

 

[doots]

Anyone who does the heart gesture with their hands, usually whenever there's a TV camera nearby.

♡

 

[bluemc]

Politicians spending their days heckling each other, shouting over each other and making pantomime-like cheers/boos across a big chamber as if they are rival schools engaging in a bit of "come on then!" banter with each other. When they should actually be trying to do something that remotely looks like running the country.

 

[Donmcfc]

Yee ha!

Howdy

 

[Donmcfc]

When people use the butter but put too much on their knife for what they need, then scrape the excess butter back into the tub, leaving the edge of the tub plastered in messy used butter…
Fucking annoying

It depends upon how you define used.

 

[levets]

It depends upon how you define used.

Once it’s been on the knife, toast buttered, then excess scraped back into the tub… that’s ‘used’

 

[Grassland Blue]

Once it’s been on the knife, toast buttered, then excess scraped back into the tub… that’s ‘used’

Schrodingers butter......

 

[Bill Walker]

The Cost of Hold luggage £50 a head one way the robbing bastards.

Who's charging that?

Anyway what bugs me is the rising cost of everything seemingly, there are some things I just won't buy anymore like chocolate bars not only has the price gone up substantially but they have gone smaller, so I absolutely refuse to buy them any longer.