Stupid little things that bug you

[dronefromsector7G]

‘Xmas’.

Lazy twats who can’t be arsed writing ‘Christmas’ properly.

Does it make you X?

 

[Blue Mist]

Dogs...

A dog is believed to have started a fire after accidentally turning a hairdryer on.

Essex Fire Service said it was called to Hockley on Christmas Eve to find a smouldering blaze in a bedroom.

They believe the pet dog jumped on a bed and turned the hairdryer on, eventually causing it to set the mattress on fire.

The dog was waiting by the front door when the homeowner returned. Both needed treatment for smoke inhalation.

Don't blame the dog. The lazy fat arsed owner didn't bother unplugging it, she is the one at fault.

 

[Kippaxpete]

My lady has one, albeit not a fast one, and she definitely drives too close to the car in front. Irritates me to fuck.

In the interests of fairness, so does mine and she drives a Vauxhall!

 

[Kippaxpete]

‘Xmas’.

Lazy twats who can’t be arsed writing ‘Christmas’ properly.

As Mark E Smith sang in the Fall tune, No Xmas for John Quays, "The X in Xmas is a substitute crucifix for Christ" (whatever that means).

 

[BrianW]

My wife drives too close and I keep reminding her she hasn't got magnetic track brakes.

We do now have a car that applies the brake if you get too close - a major contribution to road safety.

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

In the interests of fairness, so does mine and she drives a Vauxhall!

Makes my shit itch when she does it. Find myself pushing my feet into the floor as I search for a polite way to ask her to not do it. Just moved to a new area so I don't really know my way around; hence being a passenger much of the time.

She works for Air Ambulance and often tells me horrific stories of things they've been to. You'd think she would know better.

 

[maccieblue]

I presume you are not married?

Yes but Mrs macc will carry on hoovering even though it clearly isn't picking anything up and if she empties the box it suddenly becomes broke and we need a new hoover

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

when people send múltiple messages , just to complete a sentence or ask a question.

For that your getting muted.

you're

 

[Bill Walker]

Don't blame the dog. The lazy owner didn't bother unplugging it, they are the one at fault.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Adverts for Boxing Days sales on Christmas Eve !!!
Ffs let us enjoy Christmas without telling us we need to spend again grrrr.

 

[give it to gordon]

Adverts for Boxing Days sales on Christmas Eve !!!
Ffs let us enjoy Christmas without telling us we need to spend again grrrr.

Or let us know how much cheaper the missus present is on boxing day before she's open it !

 

[Protein Junkie]

Or let us know how much cheaper the missus present is on boxing day before she's open it !

Simple - go to Curry’s and check out the offers on Irons and vacuum cleaners

 

[kaz7]

Don't blame the dog. The lazy fat arsed owner didn't bother unplugging it, she is the one at fault.

Lighten up musty my lovely x

 

[Blue Mist]

Lighten up musty my lovely x

I'm dying from post Australian covid aches, head, body everywhere.

 

[kaz7]

I'm dying from post Australian covid aches, head, body everywhere.

Dont die , i would miss you x

 

[Stoned Rose]

Cunts who refer to the football season as a “campaign”.

Just fuck off.

 

[Bill Walker]

Adverts for Boxing Days sales on Christmas Eve !!!
Ffs let us enjoy Christmas without telling us we need to spend again grrrr.

People who watch commercial television funded by adverts and then moan about the adverts. :-)

 

[knuckles]

People that comment on comedy legends as if they had been great friends, to explain, I watched the Les Dawson 30 funniest moments on itv. There were some gits on it that might not even have been born when Les died, gits

 

[Blue Mist]

Are ya back …

Yes but I left my health behind. For 2 and a half years I've wandered round this sceptered isle without once being troubled by covid. Well thank you Hostrayliuh.

 

[Blue Mist]

People that comment on comedy legends as if they had been great friends, to explain, I watched the Les Dawson 30 funniest moments on itv. There were some gits on it that might not even have been born when Les died, gits

Isn't that the same with RIP threads on here? Gushing ott praise for a rich fucker they never met and who would probably ignore them if they had.