Stupid little things that bug you

[Bill Walker]

At £10 a pint for a shitty lager.... no I'm not. Oh and it's a public holiday in NSW so there is a 15, yes fifteen percent surcharge. £11.50 for shite that even Biggie wouldn't drink.

Well you will hang about in gay bars.

 

[heslops barnet]

My missus puts boxes in the recycling bin without breaking them down, then wonders why there's no room after about 3 days.

Very annoying.

Best to use your foot……..

 

[HorlocksWalk]

Grant Shapps losing his seat in the last election, I am not that bothered about politics but his name was good for a bit of rhyming slang, as in:
"You can see her Grant Shapps through those cheap Primark leggings".

 

[Blue Mist]

Well you will hang about in gay bars.

That was Brighton, ask Biggie, he took me, no not from behind, to the club.
We then had a kebab.
Then he took me.

 

[Lost in space]

People who whistle as soon as someone else is in earshot. It really passes me off, you are not tickety boo and loving it, you just want attention.

 

[staffsblue]

People who whistle as soon as someone else is in earshot. It really passes me off, you are not tickety boo and loving it, you just want attention.

Especially when they do it in otherwise silent environments like stood at the urinal or in a gym / swimming pool changing room.

 

[Winchester]

Soft scoop ice cream
That never is
The spoon looks eventually like Uri Geller has had a go at it
When you finally get it into a bowl

 

[Fourinarow]

I've started a new job on Trafford Park and cycle past the Trafford Centre where there's lovely wide pavements and cycle lanes, yet zombies still walk along the cycle lanes.

Tempted to attach one of these to my handle bars and give em a good honking to move the fuck out of the way.

 

[Bill Walker]

Stupid shit on The News.

Just watching BBC Breakfast, and they think that one of the most important things going on in the world today that we should all know about is a koala walking about in a railway station in a small town in Aus.

I’d skip past that on YouTube for fuck’s sake.

People who get up in the morning and switch the TV on.
If you need a news fix the radio is better than watching some idiots sat on a couch talking daft shit about celebrities and koala bears.

;)

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

No queue at the cash point earlier today, just one bloke already taking his money from the machine. As I walk forward, he pulls out another card, gives me a glance and I take a step back. Unbelievably, he does this twice more -4 withdrawals on separate cards.
Obviously he's entitled to do that but, stood there waiting, I'm thinking it that was me, I would have done two then step aside. The bank wasn't busy.