Stupid little things that bug you

[knuckles]

Probably been posted many times but, shite weather forecasting. Yes it has snowed here in north Manchester but an amber warning ffs?

 

[Barcon]

' A Talented Drag Artist ' Could somebody please explain, seriously. Apart from putting some slap on, wearing high heels and have a name full of double enterdres I'm struggling here.

Some of them probably have a hard time keeping thier cock strapped up.
I know I would.

 

[Kinkladze 1]

The absolute helmets who have gone outside today wearing shorts.

 

[KS55]

The absolute helmets who have gone outside today wearing shorts.

My glamorous postie always wear shorts, but not this week.

 

[give it to gordon]

Our news

Main story is LA

It's British news and the lead story should be the NHS .

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Our news

Main story is LA

It's British news and the lead story should be the NHS .

Close on 15 minutes on BBC news, tonight
Would the yanks give two fucks about us. NO.

In Mozambique, before Christmas, nearly 100 people died in a cyclone . It was a footnote on BBC News.

We've become the 51st State

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Cling Film that splits in the middle when you're trying to peel it off, so frustrating.

 

[Barcon]

Cling Film that splits in the middle when you're trying to peel it off, so frustrating.

I'm not even allowed near it mate. Same goes for closing back up the butter packaging.

 

[give it to gordon]

The missus watching the beds feeding from our bedroom window (bungalow). Everywhere is white with the hardness frost we have in a few years. Everywhere is frozen solid.
I have already been out to fed the birds.

Missus ' is it cold out there ' ?
Me ' no it's bloody baking ' !

 

[Grassland Blue]

Close on 15 minutes on BBC news, tonight
Would the yanks give two fucks about us. NO.

In Mozambique, before Christmas, nearly 100 people died in a cyclone . It was a footnote on BBC News.

We've become the 51st State

Not if I can help it!
Boris gave us our cuntree back, don't forget.....

 

[.db.]

Cling Film that splits in the middle when you're trying to peel it off, so frustrating.

You’re not supposed to use it as a condom.

 

[.db.]

Close on 15 minutes on BBC news, tonight
Would the yanks give two fucks about us. NO.

In Mozambique, before Christmas, nearly 100 people died in a cyclone . It was a footnote on BBC News.

We've become the 51st State

Upwards of 700,000 people died in the Ethiopian War of 2020-2022. I don’t ever remember it ever making it to BBC News as a story, yet they’d give us daily updates on the Johnny Depp and whatsername court case or constant ‘What Trump Said Today’ nonsense.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

You’re not supposed to use it as a condom.

If it's cheaper then he will do it

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Cling Film that splits in the middle when you're trying to peel it off, so frustrating.

Stop buying the cheap stuff then

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That unfeasibly tall yet attractive woman doing that colour clothe conditioner.At 6'14" she's one of the tallest models ever to be used on British TV.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Toilets in restaurants etc that only have cold water to wash your hands and then only have cold air blowing from the hand dryers.

 

[.db.]

That unfeasibly tall yet attractive woman doing that colour clothe conditioner.At 6'14" she's one of the tallest models ever to be used on British TV.

She’s 7foot2?

 

[NZBlue]

She’s 7foot2?

can't be right- sounds like a tall story to me



maybe even a tall storey

 

[bluemc]

Dry Robes. Seemingly the weapon of choice for middle aged women.

I mean, why are you wearing your swimming towel to do the school run?

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Dry Robes. Seemingly the weapon of choice for middle aged women.

I mean, why are you wearing your swimming towel to do the school run?

There’s a snide version out but I can’t remember what it’s called but you see couples wearing them.