Stupid little things that bug you

When you get a thread ban and the mods refuse to answer any of your messages to them asking how long the ban will last
 
When you get a thread ban and the mods refuse to answer any of your messages to them asking how long the ban will last
Which one ? You are far too sensible to be in the politics bit, too 'I love City' to be in General Football bit, too chauvinist to be in the girly bit......

It was the technical forum wasn't it. Someone told you something really technical like how to turn your phone off and you lost it didn't you.
 
Which one ? You are far too sensible to be in the politics bit, too 'I love City' to be in General Football bit, too chauvinist to be in the girly bit......

It was the technical forum wasn't it. Someone told you something really technical like how to turn your phone off and you lost it didn't you.
The joke thread
 
I knew it was that one :-)
I presume it/they were 'non pc'

But no warning!!!!!
And they were funny.

Come on Mods free the Biggie One.
I'm getting the t shirts printed and The Specials are in the studio as we speak ergh type.
They were ' non PC ' but they were funny.
 
The guy opposite me on our avenue slams his front door and car doors like he's the fucking Hulk. Honestly don't know how they've stayed on their hinges.
 
This is going to sound weird. Even more weird than I normally do!
It bugs me that I cannot get over my absolute detestation of that slime ball Boris Johnson.
I don’t bear grudges, life is too short, but that thing I would definitely carry a grudge against! I don’t like the feeling but I can’t get rid of it.
I think you could probably say this is the closest I have ever been to hating someone.
I need therapy!!!!!!!!!
 
The guy opposite me on our avenue slams his front door and car doors like he's the fucking Hulk. Honestly don't know how they've stayed on their hinges.
My knobhead next door neighbour has our house shaking when he closes his doors
 
The thick, jehovas witness, incel, lazy **** from round the corner that parks his piece of fucking shit van across from my house when we are getting 25cm of snow, which prevents the snowplough from doing its job and therefore rendering our street a single lane. He’s getting fucking towed next time
 
Over two weeks ago me and another bloke pulled two people out of the harbour. The woman was easy to pull out but the bloke was hard, we couldn't lift him. Luckily another bloke came along and the 3 of us pulled him out.
At this time of year that's two life's saved. We organised the ambulance etc. Got blankets and carried out first aid

The thing that bugs me is that not one of them have said thanks. It might sound bad but if it was my life saved I would go out of my way to thank them.

Still I guess it takes all sorts, wouldn't stop me from doing it again, it was just luck that I heard a faint shout of help. I didn't save them to get a pat on the back but a thank you would have been nice
Throw the cunts back in
 
This is going to sound weird. Even more weird than I normally do!
It bugs me that I cannot get over my absolute detestation of that slime ball Boris Johnson.
I don’t bear grudges, life is too short, but that thing I would definitely carry a grudge against! I don’t like the feeling but I can’t get rid of it.
I think you could probably say this is the closest I have ever been to hating someone.
I need therapy!!!!!!!!!
The question has to be, would Johnson make you swear ?
If the answer is no they you don't really detest him. ;-)
 
The thick, jehovas witness, incel, lazy **** from round the corner that parks his piece of fucking shit van across from my house when we are getting 25cm of snow, which prevents the snowplough from doing its job and therefore rendering our street a single lane. He’s getting fucking towed next time
is it possible to be both j.w. and incel?
 
The question has to be, would Johnson make you swear ?
If the answer is no they you don't really detest him. ;-)
In my head I do swear about him and I berate myself when I do!
He is the only person I’ve ever really lost my temper at without them being here in front of me to show that temper to. Does that make sense? :-)
 

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