Stupid little things that bug you

How has the knee-slide has become the default celebration for goal scorers? Get a tap-in then race to the corner flag before risking injury (or VAR embarrassment).
Even young girls and boys at my local park are at it (wouldn't do it on the gravel pitches I used to play on!!).

Footnote: Apparently, Jairzinho is credited with pioneering the celebration in the 1970 World Cup final
Didn’t it end Ole Gunnar Solskjær‘s career……
 
Scum.

Not really a little thing.
The old bloke from next door knocked on earlier.
He must be close to 90 if not 90 already.
It's fucking freezing out and he's wearing flip flops in the snow. Probably because he can't get shoes on.

He walks with a cane and it must have took him ten minutes to get here.
He asked if I can clear the snow from his driveway for $100.00. He has careers that come in and his sister brings him food every other day.
His other sister had paid some **** $900.00 to plow his and her driveway this winter.
His sister died last week and this **** has done a runner and kept the money.

I went over and cleared as much as I could. I have been out 5 times since Fri. doing my own and this hadn't been touched. At least 4' of snow.
Of course I won't take the money but if I ever catch the **** that robbed him and his dead sister he'll be in the fucking wood chipper and used as chum up at the lake.

Time for a fucking beer.
 
Scum.

Not really a little thing.
The old bloke from next door knocked on earlier.
He must be close to 90 if not 90 already.
It's fucking freezing out and he's wearing flip flops in the snow. Probably because he can't get shoes on.

He walks with a cane and it must have took him ten minutes to get here.
He asked if I can clear the snow from his driveway for $100.00. He has careers that come in and his sister brings him food every other day.
His other sister had paid some **** $900.00 to plow his and her driveway this winter.
His sister died last week and this **** has done a runner and kept the money.

I went over and cleared as much as I could. I have been out 5 times since Fri. doing my own and this hadn't been touched. At least 4' of snow.
Of course I won't take the money but if I ever catch the **** that robbed him and his dead sister he'll be in the fucking wood chipper and used as chum up at the lake.

Time for a fucking beer.
I really, really hate these fly-boy crooks who think every old person is a target, ripe for scamming.
I'm seriously old myself and recently needed someone to clear the gutters on my small semi-detached (I used to do it myself but now "banned". by my daughter. The guy quoted £300, I told him that was nonsense so he offered, "free of charge I'll check the ridge tiles".
Yeah, right, must thought I came down the river on a bike.
 
I really, really hate these fly-boy crooks who think every old person is a target, ripe for scamming.
I'm seriously old myself and recently needed someone to clear the gutters on my small semi-detached (I used to do it myself but now "banned". by my daughter. The guy quoted £300, I told him that was nonsense so he offered, "free of charge I'll check the ridge tiles".
Yeah, right, must thought I came down the river on a bike.
Total scum mate. Some clowns tried ripping my Mum off a few years ago for some flooring. I told the cunts that I was going to finish it myself and they weren't getting a penny and if they ever called her again I would come to their shop and set them on fire (bloke and his two sons). He called again, I went to his shop and threatened to drag the **** across the counter while the other two cowered in the back.
 
When I was learning to drive I learnt what traffic lights were for and people who drove through the lights on amber were called ‘ambler gamblers’ and it was frowned upon.

Nowadays I see a lot of drivers going through lights when they change to red….

Now that’s fukin annoying and dangerous
 
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Just been in a typical spoons long bar with one person getting served , one other person waiting to get served formed a f**kin queue !
 
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"Me thinks"

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FINALLY. Someone said it.

People who say this give off "neckbeard tryhard that spends too much time on Reddit" energy.
 
Just leaving Lidl and noticed a driver parking his car in a EV charging bay, odd, his car had a diesel engine. Selfish bugger I thought, then, he got out of the car and wandered off, down the road to a chemist.
People's selfishness and lack of consideration for others never ceases to amaze me.
 

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