Stupid little things that bug you

Stoned Rose said:
Americans.

I’m on holiday atm surrounded by every nationality you could think of. Everyone is sweet as but this lot are just cunts.

Arrogant as fuck, fat and have all got fucking massive heads.
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Come on, you know English are the worst tourists on the planet…..deep down you know this
 
Bri1975 said:
Small towns becoming villages due to having a few crap coffee shops and wine bars where you can sit yards from buses chugging past spewing out fumes as you drink over priced coffee and crappy wines
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When I first started dating my Mrs who was from Gatley she said oh they sell them at the hardware shop in the village. I said it’s not a village, it’s a conurbation of Stockport, same as Offerton where I come from.
 
halfmist said:
When I first started dating my Mrs who was from Gatley she said oh they sell them at the hardware shop in the village. I said it’s not a village, it’s a conurbation of Stockport, same as Offerton where I come from.
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Oh, they all have these so called ‘villages’, even Heald Green has a bloody village. My friend and I have a bit of banter when she says she’s nipped to the village, I crack on and call my local shops in Wythenshawe the village.
 
normskih said:
Oh, they all have these so called ‘villages’, even Heald Green has a bloody village. My friend and I have a bit of banter when she says she’s nipped to the village, I crack on and call my local shops in Wythenshawe the village.
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We have a 'hamlet' just outside town.

To reach it, you just drive towards the big electricity pylon until you see the church.

Hamlet, my arse...
 
Olly Murs. As well as being a Cockney Rag twat, I've just had the misfortune to have been subjected to his new musical offering, and it's a complete rip off of the vocal stylings and sound of 90s Scouse indie band Space!
 
Stoned Rose said:
Americans.

I’m on holiday atm surrounded by every nationality you could think of. Everyone is sweet as but this lot are just cunts.

Arrogant as fuck, fat and have all got fucking massive heads.
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In Rome, in the 70s, we actually heard the phrase "Gee - they got pizza in Italy, too!"
 
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halfmist said:
When I first started dating my Mrs who was from Gatley she said oh they sell them at the hardware shop in the village. I said it’s not a village, it’s a conurbation of Stockport, same as Offerton where I come from.
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Its obviously a hangover from before they all grew in size to meet up with the next village along - I live in Romiley and despite butting up to Bredbury and Woodley/Greave we all still say 'in the village' when we talk about the centre along Stockport Road.
 
Utter, utter bastards who paddle up the river with a f*cking ghetto blaster pumping out acid/house/whatever crap music. Shouting to each other in order to be heard.

We saw one once and a launch sped by (usually frowned upon) flipping the board and soundbox into the water - so satisfying :-) :-) :-)
 
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