Stupid little things that bug you

Blue Mist said:
Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.
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The fing is Kel, when you're free nil down after twen-y minutes ven fings don't bode well fer la-er on in va game.

Ian Wright BBC
 
This really fucking winds me up
Daughter has come downstairs with cardboard for recycling, walked past the front door, down the hall, into the kitchen and placed the cardboard on top of the bin we put recycling in (milk cartons etc) before it's taken outside
Then she's walked back out of the kitchen, up the hall out of the front door, where the outside recycling bins are five yards away, jumped into her car and gone to work 20250828_085303.jpg
 
dickie davies said:
This really fucking winds me up
Daughter has come downstairs with cardboard for recycling, walked past the front door, down the hall, into the kitchen and placed the cardboard on top of the bin we put recycling in (milk cartons etc) before it's taken outside
Then she's walked back out of the kitchen, up the hall out of the front door, where the outside recycling bins are five yards away, jumped into her car and gone to work View attachment 167682
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I am afraid I am guilty of things like that, including putting the recycle stuff by the inside waste bin and dirty plates by the dishwasher instead of in it. Subliminally I think I am trying to indicate to my Mrs that I am trying to do my bit to keep the house tidy.
 
dickie davies said:
This really fucking winds me up
Daughter has come downstairs with cardboard for recycling, walked past the front door, down the hall, into the kitchen and placed the cardboard on top of the bin we put recycling in (milk cartons etc) before it's taken outside
Then she's walked back out of the kitchen, up the hall out of the front door, where the outside recycling bins are five yards away, jumped into her car and gone to work View attachment 167682
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My missus throws any bottles or card down the stairs, along with dirty laundry, then just leaves it all there as she goes past later on. I eventually have to pick up the huge bundle before it becomes too big to get past.
 
Blue Mist said:
Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.
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You listen to Radio 1...?

Is someone holding you against your will?

Are you Terry Waite? (Tap twice on the radiator for 'yes').
 
Empty packets left in cupboard/fridge.

You think there is a chocolate, packet of crisp or yogurt left?

Absolutely not!

Little sh1t of a daughter is always the culprit
 
Blue Mist said:
Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.
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Wanky DJs bigging up their phone-ins - "win £250 free money!"

'£250 free money' - is that the same as '£250', then? Prick!
 
... and another thing :-)

Ex-pros in the commentary box using long words that:
1) they'd never normally use in any other situation; and that
2) are completely inappropriate anyway.

Also, randomly chucking 'to be fair' in front of any sentence, for no reason whatsoever.
 
Seeing Molly May Hague advertising some soap powder on TV in a totally white outfit, in a white kitchen , washing her whites. I guarantee she's never done ' a full load in her life'
 
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