Stupid little things that bug you

[DrBlueBob]

Over the last day or so; absolutely everything for some reason.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

This really fucking winds me up
Daughter has come downstairs with cardboard for recycling, walked past the front door, down the hall, into the kitchen and placed the cardboard on top of the bin we put recycling in (milk cartons etc) before it's taken outside
Then she's walked back out of the kitchen, up the hall out of the front door, where the outside recycling bins are five yards away, jumped into her car and gone to work View attachment 167682

My missus throws any bottles or card down the stairs, along with dirty laundry, then just leaves it all there as she goes past later on. I eventually have to pick up the huge bundle before it becomes too big to get past.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.

You listen to Radio 1...?

Is someone holding you against your will?

Are you Terry Waite? (Tap twice on the radiator for 'yes').

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

Empty packets left in cupboard/fridge.

You think there is a chocolate, packet of crisp or yogurt left?

Absolutely not!

Little sh1t of a daughter is always the culprit

 

[KS55]

Empty packets left in cupboard/fridge.

You think there is a chocolate, packet of crisp or yogurt left?

Absolutely not!

Little sh1t of a daughter is always the culprit

I can beat that. Mrs KS put some cooked rice in a finished large yoghurt pot. I assumed we had plenty of Greek yoghurt……wrong!

 

[RiversideBlue]

Over the last day or so; absolutely everything for some reason.

Time of the month?

 

[noseve]

My missus throws any bottles or card down the stairs, along with dirty laundry, then just leaves it all there as she goes past later on. I eventually have to pick up the huge bundle before it becomes too big to get past.

I'd outlast her, no problem... :-)

 

[noseve]

Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.

Wanky DJs bigging up their phone-ins - "win £250 free money!"

'£250 free money' - is that the same as '£250', then? Prick!

 

[noseve]

... and another thing :-)

Ex-pros in the commentary box using long words that:
1) they'd never normally use in any other situation; and that
2) are completely inappropriate anyway.

Also, randomly chucking 'to be fair' in front of any sentence, for no reason whatsoever.

 

[noseve]

Time of the month?

PMT and an empty chocolate machine - a frightening combination...

 

[Earlyriser]

Seeing Molly May Hague advertising some soap powder on TV in a totally white outfit, in a white kitchen , washing her whites. I guarantee she's never done ' a full load in her life'

 

[hallsteve62]

Seeing Molly May Hague advertising some soap powder on TV in a totally white outfit, in a white kitchen , washing her whites. I guarantee she's never done ' a full load in her life'

Depends what sort of curry she had the night before ; )

 

[Earlyriser]

Depends what sort of curry she had the night before ; )

your interpretation of a full-load is a little different to what I was suggesting!

 

[The Mighty Marmoush]

Seeing Molly May Hague advertising some soap powder on TV in a totally white outfit, in a white kitchen , washing her whites. I guarantee she's never done ' a full load in her life'

I'll bet she has a had a few full loads

 

[DiscoSteve]

Free.

Some fuck wit on Radio 1....
'The numbers are Five, Free One, Two, that's Five as in high Five, Free as in I'm Free.....

My spelling is shit, I speak Manc and I'm no grammar snob but for fucks sake.

This gets my goat as well, the number of f**king half wits who simply cannot pronounce the letters 'TH' in words is off the scale - seems to be some 'urban sh@te' that they love on BBC1 as well as Radio 1 and 2.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Naga Munchetti

 

[Blue Mist]

You listen to Radio 1...?

Is someone holding you against your will?

Are you Terry Waite? (Tap twice on the radiator for 'yes').

I usually listen (in the car) to Radio 1 extra (I'm down wid day kids innit right) but they has some stupid quiz on.
I can't stand radio 2 and the commercial stations are just adverts.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Time of the month?

FUCK OFF!!!!! :-)

 

[Fourinarow]

When I have a browse on Instagram and people have posted photos and videos with HDR or whatever it is enabled, making them super bright. No fuckin need.

 

[Kinkybyname]

people coming into my shop asking for 'chicken Keevs'