Stupid little things that bug you

[noseve]

Speed bumps. What a daft idea. They are now disintegrating, adding to the general shabbiness of streets, and doing cars no good at all.

Ironically called 'traffic calming measures'.

That's not quite the effect they have on anybody I've ever met...

 

[DiscoSteve]

Ironically called 'traffic calming measures'.

That's not quite the effect they have on anybody I've ever met...

also known once upon a time as "sleeping policemen"
until someone called misogynistic foul

 

[noseve]

Whingeing fuckers on here who need to get a life.

You missed the subtle clue in the thread title, I see - or was somebody holding a gun to your head?

 

[bluemc]

Posters who complain about other posters, get a life

Anyone who contributes to a thread with something along the lines of "who gives a fuck" or "who cares" despite showing they do indeed care by opening the thread, reading at least some of it, and taking time out of their day to share their opinion that no-one cares.

 

[Marklr]

Having to get a ten pound note out of the bank, to get change of it, just for a quid for a trolley in the supermarket.

 

[mexico1970]

Having to get a ten pound note out of the bank, to get change of it, just for a quid for a trolley in the supermarket.

Wife carries loads of those novelty pound coin sized tokens in her purse, the ideal solution would be for a supermarket employed sniper to headshot any **** taking a trolley out of the carpark.

 

[M9 Blue]

Super i'm super excited it's super important f*** off!

(and don't bother posting Jim Bowen!) :)

 

[doots]

I thought cunts saying "can i get" when ordering food/drink was plebby enough but even more puke inducing now i've heard them say "can i do"
fuck off

 

[SamTheGuru]

We seem to have gone to an era where big TV series take 2 years to release the next season. It is very hard to maintain focus or even care over that period of time.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Being on holiday anywhere in the vicinity of American tourists.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

And blokes who wear shorts and body warmers. You're either hot or you're cold. Make your mind up!

Not having that. Shorts are great. Skin dries quicker than fabric and nothing worse than having wet jeans or whatever on. Keep the top half warm the botttom half is fine. Im an all year round shorts wanker

 

[Donmcfc]

Being on holiday anywhere in the vicinity of American tourists.

Being on a planet anywhere in the vicinity of Americans.

 

[Donmcfc]

Bluemoon is social media or are you being ironic?

At times it's antisocial media.

 

[FLManc]

I love my City bodywarmer !

Does she have sleeves?

 

[idahoblues]

It’s becoming bigger all the time ….but men who use ‘Axe’ or any of these obnoxious smelling body/hair washes, Just fucking stop….it’s awful

 

[Blue Mist]

It’s becoming bigger all the time ….but men who use ‘Axe’ or any of these obnoxious smelling body/hair washes, Just fucking stop….it’s awful

I agree.
If you're going to use anything, use nature's own, moose piss.

 

[idahoblues]

I agree.
If you're going to use anything, use nature's own, moose piss.

I’m more of an ‘elk’ man

 

[lefty goldblatt]

These moose/elk puns are gnu bug me

 

[Blue Mist]

These moose/elk puns are gnu bug me

In Idaho they tried using Virgins Sweat.
Unfortunately taking bodily fluids from anyone under 13 is illegal in that state.




Unless it's your cousin and then, well, I'll say no more.

 

[idahoblues]

In Idaho they tried using Virgins Sweat.
Unfortunately taking bodily fluids from anyone under 13 is illegal in that state.




Unless it's your cousin and then, we'll, I'll say no more.

Might have to go for a lower age group