Stupid little things that bug you

There is a little bald Scottish bloke presenting the weather forecast on Look North West. This programme is for the people of the North West, not fucking Scotland. Don't the BBC understand anything? We want local weather presentations for local people.
 
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There is a little bald Scottish bloke presenting the weather forecast on Look North West. This programme is for the people of the North West, not fucking Scotland. Don't the BBC understand anything? We want local weather presentations for local people.
Look North West has more weather forecasters than the rest of the country put together I’m almost sure!!!
 
Parking on corners is my bug bear, if I see a car parked on a corner and people can't get around it makes my teeth itch.

I do and always will knock on doors when I see that, busy **** I know but it's warranted in those instances.

How fucking rude do you have to be to do it?
Big rude
Island rude
Ocean rude...
 
Pretentious menu descriptions:
For instance, for lunch I had an enticing single tranche of bread, kissed by flame until its surface achieved the golden chiaroscuro of a Renaissance fresco, upon which molten curds reposed like a sunlit pastoral rendered edible.




Tasted just like cheese on toast...
 
Fucking epic rant.

The pub is obviously the worst, but they're everywhere. Why let your fucking child push the trolley in the supermarket? They've got no control and are simply getting in every bastard's way. Nobody thinks your bratty little fucker is as cute as you do. Get the little **** under control and let me go about my business.
I always trip the little fukers up when I can…..cruel I know
 
Pretentious menu descriptions:
For instance, for lunch I had an enticing single tranche of bread, kissed by flame until its surface achieved the golden chiaroscuro of a Renaissance fresco, upon which molten curds reposed like a sunlit pastoral rendered edible.




Tasted just like cheese on toast...

Lunch ?

Surely you mean dinner ;)
 

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