Stupid little things that bug you

bluemc said:
Oh it's well and truly Dryrobe season now. Not so much yummy mummies however, more middle aged divorcees who think wearing what is essentially a towel for everyday wear is fashion.

Not to be outdone however by their male equivalents, the "I wear shorts all year round, me" crew. Sports shorts covering the top half of their legs, however up top they're wearing three layers topped off with a bubble coat because they're fuckin freezing. But determined to keep those calves on show, to demonstrate how alpha male they are.
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Baseball cap
Primary coloured tee shirt
Primary coloured shorts

Like adult toddlers :)
 
Bri1975 said:
People who open their garden gates outwards on to the pavement and leave them there for wheelchair users and people pushing prams to navigate round onto the road
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I wish I could like this post a hundred times. I would also add, any pedestrians just walking on the pavements. I deliberately push the gates back in so the lazy so and so’s have to get out of their car to open the gates to drive in. Lazy sods.
 
normskih said:
I wish I could like this post a hundred times. I would also add, any pedestrians just walking on the pavements. I deliberately push the gates back in so the lazy so and so’s have to get out of their car to open the gates to drive in. Lazy sods.
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Parking on corners is my bug bear, if I see a car parked on a corner and people can't get around it makes my teeth itch.

I do and always will knock on doors when I see that, busy **** I know but it's warranted in those instances.

How fucking rude do you have to be to do it?
 
There is a little bald Scottish bloke presenting the weather forecast on Look North West. This programme is for the people of the North West, not fucking Scotland. Don't the BBC understand anything? We want local weather presentations for local people.
 
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Donmcfc said:
There is a little bald Scottish bloke presenting the weather forecast on Look North West. This programme is for the people of the North West, not fucking Scotland. Don't the BBC understand anything? We want local weather presentations for local people.
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Look North West has more weather forecasters than the rest of the country put together I’m almost sure!!!
 
mexico1970 said:
Parking on corners is my bug bear, if I see a car parked on a corner and people can't get around it makes my teeth itch.

I do and always will knock on doors when I see that, busy **** I know but it's warranted in those instances.

How fucking rude do you have to be to do it?
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Big rude
Island rude
Ocean rude...
 
Pretentious menu descriptions:
For instance, for lunch I had an enticing single tranche of bread, kissed by flame until its surface achieved the golden chiaroscuro of a Renaissance fresco, upon which molten curds reposed like a sunlit pastoral rendered edible.




Tasted just like cheese on toast...
 
Cellarite said:
Fucking epic rant.

The pub is obviously the worst, but they're everywhere. Why let your fucking child push the trolley in the supermarket? They've got no control and are simply getting in every bastard's way. Nobody thinks your bratty little fucker is as cute as you do. Get the little **** under control and let me go about my business.
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I always trip the little fukers up when I can…..cruel I know
 
noseve said:
Pretentious menu descriptions:
For instance, for lunch I had an enticing single tranche of bread, kissed by flame until its surface achieved the golden chiaroscuro of a Renaissance fresco, upon which molten curds reposed like a sunlit pastoral rendered edible.




Tasted just like cheese on toast...
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Lunch ?

Surely you mean dinner ;)
 
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