Maybe Balotelli shagged Tevez' Milan girlfriend.
Expect Silvio Berlesconi to start badmouthing Tevez again soon, just like he did Balotelli and Robinho, before being forced to take them.
If you don't want to be City's b*tch, you shouldn't have borrowed money off Sheik Mansour for the Mediaset takeover of Endemol. Now you have to pay face value for overpriced City castoffs, to help us to meet the F"F"P rules. Milan is our dumping ground, even more than Arsenal is our feeder club. Sorry if that sounds harsh - tell me I'm wrong.
Not that we would fail to meet the FFP criteria.
"All the answers to Manchester City's finances are in this unlocked briefcase, Mr Platini. I'm just going to place it here, on your desk, and look over here now"