Mario made my day earlier this week.
I was sat watching TV with my other half, and she was watching the bachelor, where that guy from Chelsea has to choose between 20 girls, one by one until he's left with one to be his wife I think / break up with immediately after filming.
In this episode he's down to only two, and he's getting to know one of them better and she bursts out crying. That she'd slept with a footballer recently and he'd dumped her.
She tells him it was our Mario and you can see his face drop. Turns out he slept with her, sacked her off, she sold a kiss and tell story. To which his response was to go back for more, only to sack her off again.
Mario Balotelli - making reality television more bearable since 2012