TBF they've got more than 2 plays, i reckon they've got 4:I thought he was the one that had spent about £200m on two plays ? I must have got that wrong.
1.Quick, get everyone behind the ball!
2. Lump it up to the big-haired ****.
3. Dive, dive, dive!
4. Brief the media that we've been cheated and it's a false result, and ooh we're on the verge of signing Ronaldo.