United Thread - 2022/23

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KentBlue said:
On the assumption that there are perhaps a few rags out there whose IQ is not in single figures, yesterday's annihilation must have been the worst wake-up call they have ever suffered from us - including the sick swan.
Numerically it may not have been, but yesterday's demolition derby must be up there amongst the most humiliating beatings they have ever had from us. It wasn't just the scoreline, it was the way we went about totally dismantling both their set up and their tactics - whatever they were, it was hard to tell.

If your team takes a hammering you just accept it as one of those freakish results that happen now and again: fingers crossed you don't go through that again for a long long time. But such was the way we played that they could have had two teams out, twenty two players against us, and we would still have wiped the floor with them.

No matter how many layers of thick, snugly self-denials they wrap themselves up in, they know, they absolutely know for sure, that the manner of their destruction yesterday is just a taste of things to come.

And it all took place under the bloodshot eyes of the pisscan himself - the very architect of their humiliating demise.
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Even in the Sick Swan they gave us a bit of a game for 45 mins. Yesterday was a complete walkover. I never thought I'd live to see these days. They are so far behind us it's untrue. So much for 'not in my lifetime'.
 
They’re really hurting folks. It’s fucking great. Don’t let up on the insufferable twats. Be smug, tell them that it was always going to end this way for them and it’s not going to get easier for them in the foreseeable
 
mrbelfry said:
United's criteria for picking managers seems to be:
1) Continuity. Get a miserable Scottish git like the last one
2) History of success. Who used to be good last time they were good
3) DNA. Who played for them last time they were good
4) Learning from the best. City have got a slap head so they get a slap head who used to work with our slap head. Actually they get two just to make sure.

It's not the polish on the dome that counts but the genius lurking inside
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So it'll be Owen Coyle next?
 
Trojan1962 said:
They’re really hurting folks. It’s fucking great. Don’t let up on the insufferable twats. Be smug, tell them that it was always going to end this way for them and it’s not going to get easier for them in the foreseeable
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I'll never let up on the bastards. Never, ever ever. The abuse I've suffered, the piss-taking I've had to endure, the taunts and the childish provocation I've had? Nope. All the while I'm breathing oxygen those mouthy, overbearing ćunts who have only ever watched the rags on Sky/BT will be getting both barrels, forever.
 
Ever since the Sick Swan n the Semi, the way these rags Fire drill n totally Abandon ship/their team like the rats they are is really getting absolutely embarrassing.

On par with spoilt little brats chucking their toys out of their baby strollers.
 
KentBlue said:
I'll never let up on the bastards. Never, ever ever. The abuse I've suffered, the piss-taking I've had to endure, the taunts and the childish provocation I've had? Nope. All the while I'm breathing oxygen those mouthy, overbearing ćunts who have only ever watched the rags on Sky/BT will be getting both barrels, forever.
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I texted my nephew a life long rag(lives in failsworth) after the United Arsenal game to say ''good win'' knowing that Arsenal played them off the park and should have battered em', but hey he's family..
Now I expected a reply along the lines of ''yeah we won but but we were crap got a couple of breakaway goals but Arsenal played us off the park and we had to defend for our lives''.
But no....All I got in reply was 'I know'..
Now I know he's family but thats the sort of reply that sums up the lot of em. No humilty whatsoever.
 
yeah whatever !! said:
Tbh PB, I think the whole United team forgot they were playing.
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De Gea - can't play with his feet
Malacia - will be playing for Southampton or Villa next season
Varane - at the end of his career, injury prone
Martinez - too short
Dalot - limited ability
McTominay - ha ha ha ha
Sancho - ability but no belief
Erikson - stop gap player at best
Fernandes - terrible against decent sides
Rashford - when are they going to admit he's not good enough?
Antony - not top drawer


Shaw - decent but not great
Martial - only plays when he feels like it
Casemiro - legs gone - (edit - couldn't get in the side ahead of McTominay - let that sink in)
Lindelof - below average
Maguire - see McTominay above
Fred - again, see above
Ronaldo - past his best, stroppy, a bad influence in the dressing room, huge wages.

.........and just think about the amount they've spent to get to this point.
 
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