United Thread - 2022/23

[KS55]

For decades I use to work with twats like her. It use to get really heated at times. I would have the piss taken out of me by cockney rags when we were shit.

Nowadays I dont work with any rags, I dont know any rags. The one in the village doesnt watch them anymore lol.

Just my luck after decades of piss taking I cant give it back :/

They have all given up football. “It’s not the same. Dominated by money. I watch tiddlywinks nowadays or my local team in Surrey”

 

[fitzy blue]

Miguel Delaney wasn't happy last night

Good to hear, maybe he should have some time off and find himself a friend. Although that's probably asking a bit much for him.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Martinez - too short

First time I've seen him in the flesh (so to speak) and, my goodness, he's a shrimp. He makes Eric Garcia look like Godzilla.

And I think describing Dalot as having 'limited ability' is being exceedingly charitable.

 

[SebastianBlue]

Saw this yesterday;

Is it real?

Why didn't he get kicked out?

I’ve been told it is and that when he first sat down he was wearing a jacket over it.

 

[TFC]

Fergie in the stands again watching like a hawk. Micro managing it all. Whilst he's there United will never be able to evolve.

Long may it continue.

 

[KS55]

I've ventured on there a few times over the years, usually to have a chuckle after we've dicked them again, and there are a surprising number who have waxed lyrical about Aguero, David Silva, Bernado etc and now Haaland. They can't ALL be blues surely??

No comparison to RAWK. Some real football fans on the caf as well as the usual deluded crowd.

 

[Pontypool Blue]

Ten Hag was Pep's bitch in Munich now he's Pep's bitch in Manchester.View attachment 57260

 

[jollylescott]

I don't know who said it but it was once said that Real Madrid don't let players go unless they are useless. People of this forum, I give you Varane and Fattymiro.

Fattymiro turns with the agility and speed of an ocean liner, and gives the distinct impression the fastest he would move would be when he was competing with his namesake Fatty Shaw to be first to the after game pizzas.

Another dud buy, in the long tradition of rag failures.

 

[goalmole]

I've ventured on there a few times over the years, usually to have a chuckle after we've dicked them again, and there are a surprising number who have waxed lyrical about Aguero, David Silva, Bernado etc and now Haaland. They can't ALL be blues surely??

Some quite fair posters on there despite being rag fans.
They'll say it how it is rather than toe the biased line most of them subscribe to.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I don't know who said it but it was once said that Real Madrid don't let players go unless they are useless.

Which means there's total synergy with united's buying, as they only buy useless players. They've become Real Madrid's equivalent of Sunderland.

 

[goalmole]

The Caf seems to have finally admitted Sancho's an expensive flop and most have turned on Bruno the Ratboy.

Link please

 

[Keep the Faith]

How many corners was that they turned I wonder to get back to where they started.

They have turned more corners that the Origami World Champion

 

[JASR]

Since the end of bullying time, they have brought/loaned in (ie not including home grown):

Mata
Fellaini
di Maria
Shaw
Herrera
Rojo
Blind
Falcao
Milinkovic-Savic
Martial
Schneiderlin
Depay
Darmian
Schweinsteiger
Romero
Pogba
Mkhitaryan
Bailly
Ibrahimovic
Lukaku
Matic
Lindelof
Sanchez
Fred
Dalot
Grant
Maguire
Fernandes
Wan-Bissaka
James
Ighalo
van de Beek
Diallo
Telles
Pellistri
Cavani
Sancho
Varane
Ronaldo
Antony
Casemiro
Martinez
Malacia
Eriksen

Lots of 'chuck money at a big name and hope', lots of 'well they turned out to be crap in United's squad', lots of 'why and where are they now'.

Of that list, I'd say... Mata, Shaw, Blind, James & Eriksen, come across as decent (not in the footballing sense) chaps.

There's not many that come across as 'decent footballers at United'

 

[oakiecokie]

Alice’s angry rants are magnificent.

Sorry but they`re not. She`s fucking nauseating the screeching toss head.

 

[Sir peace frog]

First time I've seen him in the flesh (so to speak) and, my goodness, he's a shrimp. He makes Eric Garcia look like Godzilla.

And I think describing Dalot as having 'limited ability' is being exceedingly charitable.

i've done united's plane out a few times and as you say martinez is small, i was stood next to him and he actually looks smaller in real life than he does on telly , he must of been stood next to haaland in the tunnel thinking, fucking hell what have i done

 

[Sir peace frog]

Sorry but they`re not. She`s fucking nauseating the screeching toss head.

just don't get it, i said before they must wank over her, she knows fuckall about football ,she isn't believable in the slightest , shes another false united fan trying to make a few quid.

 

[abu13]

Funny that nobody this morning is talking about how Martinez will pocket Haaland.

 

[Manx Blue]

Yesterday was Philly Foden and the Deathly Haaaaal-lows - Part 1

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

The one in the village doesnt watch them anymore lol.

 

[aguero93:20]

I liken the City "fans" who post on Sadcafe to the kind of blokes that would happily go down on their girlfriends, knowing full well she's getting rattled off big Steve from the gym.

Oi. I've great fun trolling the cunts.