United Thread - 2022/23

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Has anyone at one time in their life had to work behind enemy lines ?

Me for survival in life had too.
Worked as a kitchen porter in various kitchens at the swamp seasons 95-98. Never watched a game whilst I was there.

For my bit I worked slow , very slow.
I also claim to robbing what was apparently one of the players kitchen's of cereals. Rios favourite crunchy nut cornflakes.

One thing I noticed the waitresses -servers who were also casual aged from 15-18 dressed and made up
to the high knees just get a glimpse and maybes a let on for more from the players. The lengths they went through made one think.


a close blue mate of mine also worked on the phones for the enemy and always answered the phone "Manchester United diaries.

Rag.
 
Jesus that balance sheet is bad.... borrowings of 630 million and 431 million owed including transfer installments.

Revenue plummeting 70 million from day to day earnings between 2021 to 2022. Cash balance from 121 to 24 million.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap)


On another note. You lot are sleeping safely in your beds as its night time. Here in Oz it isn't so, in your absence I am hating them just that bit more to make up for your lack of participation.

You can thank me later.
 
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap)


On another note. You lot are sleeping safely in your beds as its night time. Here in Oz it isn't so, in your absence I am hating them just that bit more to make up for your lack of participation.

You can thank me later.
I’ve learnt to hate them in my sleep.
 
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap)


On another note. You lot are sleeping safely in your beds as its night time. Here in Oz it isn't so, in your absence I am hating them just that bit more to make up for your lack of participation.

You can thank me later.
What the fuck are you still doing there?
Your marrows will be overgrown.
 
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands (clap clap)


On another note. You lot are sleeping safely in your beds as its night time. Here in Oz it isn't so, in your absence I am hating them just that bit more to make up for your lack of participation.

You can thank me later.
We should set up a relay of hatred across the globe to ensure that the feeling is not diluted. It can be like the old British Empire " the sun never sets on our hatred of the scum!!".
 
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We should set up a relay of hatred across the globe to ensure that the feeling is not diluted. It can be like the old British Empire " the sun never sets on our hatred of the scum!!".
Now that is a good idea.
'OK it's 10pm in the UK so I'm now handing over to the Asian Blues who will keep the hate flowing until its Australia's turn.'
 
Ocean Finance FC.

Whilst the club's US debt remains unchanged at $650m, the fluctuation in currency exchange rates means that was £577.4m on 30 September 2022, compared to £476.2m 12 months earlier.

So, no dividend and a massive debt with infrastructure and squad rebuild needed - what a great investment opportunity.....
 
I'm back next Thursday and a) it's winter in Blighty so no marrows but b) I had to sack of my allotment due to my head/spine issues.
Only a matter of time until the next tenant of the allotment gets the rotavator out and finds the dead prostitutes - Australia making sense now.
 
So Ushited are the self proclaimed biggest club in the world with at least one billion fans. These fans spend less than $1 a year each based on their revenue. So in reality Ushited have a billion armchair fans who contribute nothing to the club, most of them living in South East Asia. At the same time, whilst wearing their green and gold underpants, Ushited fans are bitching about the owners who consistently apend 100m a year on players which is a decent investment. They really are a bunch of part time, OOT self entitled twats. I am hoping by the time they are sold, hopefully in another leveraged buy out, they will be $1b in debt, out the CL and mid-table. Fast forward two years and Erik tenth Place will have walked and rat boy will be in charge as he understands the United DNA. They really are a shambles of a cluib, in a mess and quite simply the laughing stock of world football.
 
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