United Thread - 2022/23

[old blue]

'Tis Rashford.
Write it out 500 times by tomorrow mirning.

Allo Allo

 

[the blue panther]

Sly Sports banging the Rag penalty drum.



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Yes, cry me a river of salty tears Jamie; why didn't VAR spend any time studying an offside decision last weekend? Karma's such a fuckin' bitch, innit you rednosed dick!!!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Vieira must be thinking 'lol fuck you Keane'.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Hehehe get fucked

 

[WestGorton]

Open top bus parade around Bournemouth is on hold.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Allo Allo

My fat thumb fecked it up!

 

[old blue]

My fat thumb fecked it up!

We are in the same club!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I found a rag on Twitter complaining there's an agenda against them. On what planet is there an agenda against Manchester United?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Anyone got the contact details of a phone repair shop? After their last game my phone exploded with messages. I have not received anything for the past hour. I think my phone must be broken.

 

[old blue]

I found a rag on Twitter complaining there's an agenda against them. On what planet is there an agenda against Manchester United?

Probably Mars, or is there another red planet that I don't know about. Wherever it is there will not be any atmosphere.

 

[oakiecokie]

Probably Mars, or is there another red planet that I don't know about. Wherever it is there will not be any atmosphere.

I feel Mr Bowie singing "Is There Life On Mars".
Or it should be "Is There Life In Mars (Olly)" as no doubt that twat will be in mourning along with the other 680 million.

 

[UUJblue]

Sly Sports banging the Rag penalty drum.



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Karma.

 

[eyalluvitt]

Sly Sports banging the Rag penalty drum.



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Even though the defender touched the ball and McBalamory went down easier than Rodri Giggs’s ex wife

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

I found a rag on Twitter complaining there's an agenda against them. On what planet is there an agenda against Manchester United?

Planet Bluemoon

 

[Pam]

Well done, the Gods listened

They still need better hearing aids.

 

[Bill Walker]

Hang on what happened to Rashford, I thought he was the worlds greatest now.

 

[Blueknows]

Sly Sports banging the Rag penalty drum.



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"Var will look.at.it for 5/10 minutes " unless at the swamp.and anfailed where they won't bother at all

 

[Blueknows]

Hang on what happened to Rashford, I thought he was the worlds greatest now.

Keep.repeating it to the armchairs , 12 league goals in 44

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Planet Bluemoon

I think this guy was tweeting from the Rag Nebula.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Is it true Webb is bringing Mike Riley back to referee the Arsenal game?