United Thread | 2024/25

[jimharri]

How bad are United if you’d rather watch Rangers?

Two cheeks of the same shitty arse.

There are others, before anyone gets on my case.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

This puts me in something of a dilemma. I never watch them unless we a playing. However, they are going to be on the end of an absolute hammering sooner rather than later and I need cheering up.

Tape 'em! I only watch MotD these days if the Rags have been whipped, and not until 24hrs later. I can just watch the Rag net bulging! Next best thing to Haaland hat trick!

 

[Grassland Blue]

My word for the day is 'Squarecle'.

Its a shape that has corners but also its circular.. so you can go round in corners.

So they've squared the circle then?

 

[Kippax77]

Two cheeks of the same shitty arse.

There are others, before anyone gets on my case.

The pisscan was at Ibrox last night.
Even he's given up on the rags

 

[Blue Mist]

And the single win (vs Copenhagen at the fake Old Trafford) was thanks to a last minute penalty save.

But don't forget; "The World's Greatest Club"™, right.

Wow. I bet Shakter have a better record than that. A team that cannot play at home due to Russian butchers and don't have a proper league for the same reason. But, the lying bastard media still try to get everyone to believe they are a European power house.
In fact, I've just realised Celtic have a better record, no offence to Magicpole but that is hilarious.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Wow. I bet Shakter have a better record than that. A team that cannot play at home due to Russian butchers and don't have a proper league for the same reason. But, the lying bastard media still try to get everyone to believe they are a European powder house.
In fact, I've just realised Celtic have a better record, no offence to Magicpole but that is hilarious.

A European powder house (whatever that is) sounds about right to be fair

 

[thismeansfour]

Tape 'em! I only watch MotD these days if the Rags have been whipped, and not until 24hrs later. I can just watch the Rag net bulging! Next best thing to Haaland hat trick!

I love how we still call it taped when recording something, we can't let it die!

 

[Blue Mist]

A European powder house (whatever that is) sounds about right to be fair

Ooops

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

The pisscan was at Ibrox last night.
Even he's given up on the rags

Did they lose too ?

Sorry, scrape an extra time draw against a much lesser
( alleged )quality opposition ?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Was Andy Morrison? When he got sent off for licking Fashanu’s nose?

That was Collymoron.........