Whats the poshest Hotel you've stayed in

Was looking at this online a few weeks ago, as heading to the Maldives in December this year.
How on earth did you manage to pay 25k ?
I can get it online at various platforms at circa 600 USD per night !?
That was all in mate. It was 21 years ago when the Maldives was crazy expensive.

Had a water bungalow for three weeks, glass floor, sharks swimming under our bed.

Paid for the food and drinks, spa, night fishing, scuba, sea planes, the lot.

Baros is beautiful and soon adds up.
 
The Grand Hotel Lytham St Anne’s. Stayed several times but once in the penthouse suite. Very comfortable. And the added bonus of a Toby Carvery just across the road.
 
Cmon then who's stayed here
I stayed just as long as it took us to gollop down a Lanesborough afternoon tea. Mrs Ewing treated the clan on my 70th. 'Twas all rather 'nice'! Yer can see how it'd get to £27k - a grand for the overnight 'n £26k profit.
 
Shangri-La in Paris is nice, two Michelin restaurants and a bit more of an opulent feel than the Shangri-La in the Shard, which isn’t bad either to be fair, great views out over the city.

Prince Akatoki is another decent one in London, not huge but modern chic with an oriental twist. And a great Japanese afternoon tea!

Chateau de Berne in Provence is lovely, it has its own vineyard too, very relaxing place to stay out in the countryside. You’ll need a hire car to get out and about from there though. But the wines in the unique square bottles are amazing. And it has a Michelin restaurant of course, one of the best we’ve eaten in.

Reid’s Palace on Madeira is very nice too, old school but probably the nicest on the island, it’s a Belmont Hotel.

Gidleigh Park is a hidden gem (literally, it‘s down the end of a one way country lane in deepest Devon) but well worth a visit, especially the suites with balconies.

Burgh Island off the south Devon coast. All 20’s style art deco glamour and black-tie dinners surrounded by the sea. They take you across the sand in their sea tractor.
 
My favourite hotel in BKK.

Got a great deal on a suite for 3 of us for 2 nights
Ended up going to Patpong etc until morning missed check out so just thought let's stay 2 more!!
Of course the prefential UK travel agent went out the window and we got charged a fortune.
Lesson learned
 
Stayed in a suite in Caesar's Palace in Vegas in 2006 with a jacuzzi by the window overlooking the strip and a TV in the bathroom mirror. A bargain upgrade.

Last summer, we stayed in a club class a suite in the Palazzo in Vegas just last summer. Had access to a lounge with free alcohol and aperitifs. Separate check-in and concierge from the riff-raff. Had an amazing view of the MSG Sphere too. The room was around 1500 sq ft, I believe. A 50th and 20th anniversary gift. Wouldn't pay that much at any other time as I am generally stingy.

Around 10 years ago we stayed in a boutique hotel in Paris that had a B&O television, Versace tiles in the bathroom and Hermes toiletries. Bloody small though.


To be honest, I am not one for hotels. I don't like the idea of often having to use a bed as a sofa, having next to no room to move and not having some space just for me. Also, not great when you have a teenage daughter. We do not spend much time in the hotel room but I find the rooms generally a bit claustrophobic. We mostly stay in AirBNBs and our very, very basic flat in Kapparis, Cyprus (it was a gift).
 
Got a great deal on a suite for 3 of us for 2 nights
Ended up going to Patpong etc until morning missed check out so just thought let's stay 2 more!!
Of course the prefential UK travel agent went out the window and we got charged a fortune.
Lesson learned
Penny black in soi cowboy wasn't bad as it had a nightclub upstairs. Don't think they had a breakfast included. Lebua had my favourite breakfast in Bangkok.
 
Renaissance hotel in Bangkok was very nice. Worst hotel was the prince hotel in Istanbul, not far from Taksim square.
Fuckin hovel
 
Always had a beer or two at the bar in Raffles when passing through Singapore back in the day before they refurbished it and made it an arm and a leg place these days.
 
When I was working I used to travel a lot and was fortunate enough to stay in some pretty fancy hotels. Some of my faves are Dukes and Claridges in London, The Ritz Carlton in Atlanta and Montreal, The Shangrila in Toronto and Vancouver, The Four Seasons Vancouver, The Fairmont Waterfront in Vancouver (where they once put me in the Royal Suite - no idea why) and probably my favourite of the lot The Wedgewood in Vancouver. It’s fabulous. I once stayed at the Loews Hotel on Park Avenue,New York. It was so posh I actually felt uncomfortable there.
 
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Got a great deal on a suite for 3 of us for 2 nights
Ended up going to Patpong etc until morning missed check out so just thought let's stay 2 more!!
Of course the prefential UK travel agent went out the window and we got charged a fortune.
Lesson learned
Went to Patpong?? Total amateur…
 

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