Worst pain you've experienced

The Lightbowne Cowboy said:
Having that camera up my bellend to see inside my stomach or somewhere. Absolute fuckin pain like no other :( Then the woman had the audacity to say, ooh be quiet you big girl. To which I replied FUCK OFF!! My eyes have never watered so much in my life. Upshot was, i didn't need it in the first place, but safety first and all that. :(
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Was that NHS or a massage parlour ?

Just askin'
 
Barcon said:
Probably when I had the asphalt scrubbed out of half my body without anesthetic. Lesson kids, don’t ride a motorbike without a leather jacket on
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You just reminded me of the time I came off my bike in the backwaters of Indonesia and this local family took me to their house. When they poured alcohol on my arm I cried out and all the kids started pissing themselves
 
Actually just recently, couldn’t piss after heavy night on the beer so went to A&E where they inserted a straw like drain up my cock. I screamed the place down.
Scared stiff of having a drink now.
 
dronefromsector7G said:
You just reminded me of the time I came off my bike in the backwaters of Indonesia and this local family took me to their house. When they poured alcohol on my arm I cried out and all the kids started pissing themselves
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My son fell of his scooter/motorbike in (i think) Indonesia. The bike fell on him and his leg was caught under the red hot exhaust. It may have been the same family because that's what happened to him.
 
Blue Mist said:
My son fell of his scooter/motorbike in (i think) Indonesia. The bike fell on him and his leg was caught under the red hot exhaust. It may have been the same family because that's what happened to him.
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A mate of mine burned his calf off on the exhaust of his Harley. I laugh every time I see someone wearing shorts on a bike. Shorts and a t shirt? You’re going to look like a napalm victim if you come off.
 
Bolton equalising away at Bayern Munich with 2 minutes to go a few yrs back in the Uefa/Europa comp.
The final score was 2-2 thanks to fat Kevin Davies, fucking me up for £755 on my 5 time £30 acca.
Pain didn't do it justice
 
After the heart surgery they have you on morphine for the pain but then you come off and onto paracetamol. I turned over in bed in my sleep that night and I'm sure the sternum bone moved even with the steel wires holding it together, fucking hell that hurt so much it scared the shit out of me, I slept on my back for the next 3 months.
 
Barcon said:
A mate of mine burned his calf off on the exhaust of his Harley. I laugh every time I see someone wearing shorts on a bike. Shorts and a t shirt? You’re going to look like a napalm victim if you come off.
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I cringe every time I see those idiots
 
Barcon said:
A mate of mine burned his calf off on the exhaust of his Harley. I laugh every time I see someone wearing shorts on a bike. Shorts and a t shirt? You’re going to look like a napalm victim if you come off.
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When you are travelling around Indonesia and its islands, having flown from Central America, full motorcycle leathers are not usually a thing you pack.


He also had thongs on.
 
couple that spring to mind.

when i was younger i was a butcher in a slaughter house,i ended up stabbing myself in the groin area, after the operation they had attached a drain into my wound, when they tried to pull it out the nurse didn't realise it had been stitched on.

when i was at school i had shingles on my stomach , wasn't too bad until i had to rub cream onto them, burnt like a fucker
 
Sprained my ankle jumping out of a fallen tree in Alexandra Park when I was around 9 or 10. I somehow managed to hobble back home, but Christ almighty; I'll never forget the pain. I didn't (or at least don't remember) half as much pain when I had my myocardial infarction in 2005.
 
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