You can't hit people anymore

mammutly said:
TFC said:
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Today, I asked him why he'd taken all the grit out of the bin ( he'd kept filling his wheelbarrow until it was empty and piled all the excess grit in a heap at the side of his drive). He said it woud be refilled on Monday or Tuesday so I should stop "making a fuss". I said " but the grit's meant to be so we can all get out" ( there are 4 houses here) He says " well everybody has had the option". I said "come on......." He interupts and says " look! I haven't got time to argue with an idiot who is too lazy to make their own arrangements, now just Go Away!" I said "but...." and he interupts again in his posh shouting voice saying " I've explained. Now get away. Go!" I say, " you can't do this" And He says " just fuck off will you" I said "Listen...." He interupts again, shouting really loud saying If you come on to my property, I'll call the police right now so just fuck off..." That was basically the gist of it.
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Just hit the fucker, his word against yours, just dont leave any marks.
 
What a prick, if talking to him hasnt worked, then just fuck with his head if he is married, send some random letters to him, ambiguous statements like "I know" that would cause some shit if his wife found it, go out and buy some intimate male gifts such as ties, cufflinks and such, send them to his house with a message like "Thanks for the other night, cant wait till next time", escalate this over time and then start fcuking with his car (something that a jealous girlfriend would do), slash his tires, pour battery acid on his bonnet, sratch liar on his car door, just get creative hopfully his Mrs will kick him out over time and you'll be rid of the prick.
 
Seriously mate, just go and get your grit back.

Wait until he's gone out if you'd prefer, but just go there with a wheelbarrow fill it up with the grit and spread it around yours and your neighbours houses. If he calls the Police, which I'd doubt, they will probably tell him to stop being a dick for nicking the grit that was put there for you ALL to use. It might also be worth having a word with your neighbours to get there support as presumably they will be pissed off that he's nicked all the grit. Don't hit him (not at this stage anyway) or resort to any of the daft suggestions above, like smashing his car up, because you will end up in trouble.
 
mammutly said:
Doesn't matter what they say or (barring extremes) what they do. Someone can walk up to you in the street and say your mother is a slag and they are going to rape your sister and your a sissy twat that can do fuck all about it. If you hit them, it's ABH ( probably with intent) if you hit them too hard, it's GBH. For both of these 'crimes' you are looking at a prison sentence. You can offer provocation as a defence but if you've hit first, you are in serious trouble. Why has the law totally taken away your right to slap someone?

The worst offenders are the middle class pricks who have no idea, through lack of experience, that anyone could ever possibly ever actually smack them in the fucking mouth. They really believe they can say what they like. My neighbour is a prime example and he is sailing well close to the edge. But what kind of a society is it where your only legal recourse is to spend £1000s trying to prove slander, harassment or whatever?

I have to listen to the twat and keep my hands in my pockets. Because if I do what normal human nature dictates and batter the ****, I'm the one who is going to get convicted, fined and probably lose my job aswell. It isn't right!
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Look that is a myth, read on both these incidents have happened in the last 18 months.

My brother in laws neighbour came round to my sisters house kicking of about the noise at 8pm (there was no noise he was being a ****). The neighbour twated my brother inlaw and broke his cheek bone, the twat of a neighbour didn't even get arrested (only took in for questioning) even though there was half a dozen witnesses. In fact the only person to get arrested was my brother in laws sister because she was gobbing of at the police as they wouldn't do anything.

Here's another one for you my brother got mugged, two guys beat the living daylights out of him and stole his mobile phone and wallet and left him for dead in the middle of the street. One of them was caught straight away, there was forensic evidence (my brothers blood was all over him), he was also caught with the mobile phone and the twat wouldn't give up his accomplice. All that bastard got done for was assault which he got a little slap on the wrists for, 12 months suspended sentence and i think it was 100 hours community service.
 
bluekat said:
Seriously mate, just go and get your grit back.

Wait until he's gone out if you'd prefer, but just go there with a wheelbarrow fill it up with the grit and spread it around yours and your neighbours houses. If he calls the Police, which I'd doubt, they will probably tell him to stop being a dick for nicking the grit that was put there for you ALL to use. It might also be worth having a word with your neighbours to get there support as presumably they will be pissed off that he's nicked all the grit. Don't hit him (not at this stage anyway) or resort to any of the daft suggestions above, like smashing his car up, because you will end up in trouble.
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Exactly what I was going to post!
 
I had something similar happen to me when my missus was expecting our first nipper. We had just bought an apartment on Eccles New Road, Salford lads will know them as Langworthy flats. Anyway, the wife was having a bad time with pregnancy and I was working shifts up the road at Colgate and every day or night coming home to the 2 pricks upstairs playing music at top volume. I was brought up in Hulme and my first instinct was to go upstairs and launch the fuckers but the missus was gettin all upset about that, so I tried to reason with this pondlife. Needless to say 2 weeks later I was kicking their front door in and throwing the stereo off the balcony and got the mouthiest of the 2 by the waist of his pants and tried to get him over as well. This was followed by 2 weeks of my mates sat outside the entrance to their stairwell in a Transit, opening the side door when they came out. By the 3rd week the For Sale sign was up and within 2 months they had fucked off. I think the advice of Aphex and others on here is admirable but sometimes reasoning just doesnt work, good luck mate!!
 
mammutly if your really really in trouble theres only one thing you can do


























Give em a call !

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