dickie davies
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Keith and his wife are struggling financially, so they decide that
she'll try being a call girl.She's notquite sure what to do, so Keith says,
"Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge £100. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."
She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a
guy pulls up and asks "How much?" She says, "£100." He replies,
"All I've got is £30."
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Keith and asks. "The bloke only has £30; what can he
get for that?"
"A hand job," Keith replied. She runs back and tell the guy all he gets for £30 is a hand job.
He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops this bloody
huge penis. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right
back." She runs back to Keith.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy Quid?"
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