jimharri
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My mates reckon I do the worst impression of a beer can being opened.
Pfft.
Pfft.
It gets worse. He was also the Irish hokey kokey champion. They couldn't get the coffin lid on.Just been in the Attic of our house for the 1st time found a skeleton behind the chimney breast with an inscription around its neck.
Paddy Murphy Irish hide and seek champion 1963
that's as bad as it takes the sending of four skin divers to circumcise a whale joke.Why do deep sea divers jump into the sea backwards
Cos if they jumped forwards they'd end up in the boat
He wasn't happy on Monday when he found out he got crabs!Did you hear about the lobster's success at the under the sea disco on Friday? He pulled a muscle!
Wouldn’t she prefer a larger penis?My daughter said, "Dad, can my boyfriend stay over tonight?"
I said, "Can he fuck!"
She said, "Like a rabbit!"