Joke thread

Why do deep sea divers jump into the sea backwards

Cos if they jumped forwards they'd end up in the boat
 
What has one wheel and flies?
Wheelbarrow full of shite

My son met his career guidance teacher once to discuss his plans for when he left school
My son said he wanted to run his own carpet cleaning company
The teacher replied ' don't be daft your no good at mats/maths
 

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