Joke thread

[Bill Walker]

I’ve just been talking to my mate Dave the Plumber.

After 30 years of marriage to Florence he has decided to leave her.

The note he left on the kitchen table simply read

"It's over Flo"

 

[lefty goldblatt]

 

[blue44]

 

[solley attwell]

True story....
Last week whilst working in the kitchen as a chef I was looking out the serving hatch at the City v Chelsea game which was on in the bar. When suddenly the commis who had burned a pizza came up to me and asked did I want a slice.
I said " no it's TOO UNHEALTHY". After a slight pause he says " who are they playing"?

 

[slick]

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[Bill Walker]

The surgeon said to me ,
" do you have a dog "
I said " yes why "
He said " well if I can't save your leg I'll keep the bone for your dog !""

 

[Blue Mist]

The surgeon said to me ,
" do you have a dog "
I said " yes why "
He said " well if I can't save your leg I'll keep the bone for your dog !""

Bill when you have a minute you need to move this to the correct thread

 

[goalmole]

True story....
Last week whilst working in the kitchen as a chef I was looking out the serving hatch at the City v Chelsea game which was on in the bar. When suddenly the commis who had burned a pizza came up to me and asked did I want a slice.
I said " no it's TOO UNHEALTHY". After a slight pause he says " who are they playing"?

Spent more time than I should have trying to make sense of this.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Spent more time than I should have trying to make sense of this.

I thought I was the only one haha. When I read it the other day, I went into the kitchen to make a brew and was stood there saying “TOO UNHEALTHY” in as many different ways I could

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Bill when you have a minute you need to move this to the correct thread

Should it be in the Women's thread if you are giving the dog a bone?