Stupid little things that bug you

[blue b4 the moon]

That young rag player Heaven who apparently they signed from arsenal.....I fume looking at his name on the back of his shirt with the typeset of the A & V.

I was under the impression that there were only certain fonts legally available to use by premier directives

 

[Bri1975]

People who tell you they were crying or nearly crying to let you know how much something means to them like it's a badge of honour

 

[jimharri]

Personal trainers who look like they need a personal trainer. How can I trust them to make me fitter?

Medical personnel who smoke stood right outside the entrance to the medical building. How can I trust them to know what's good for me?

Same with people who come out of a gym, and immediately light up a cancer stick. As Yoda might say; boggles, the mind does.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

People that talk to other people on the internet like shit when they wouldnt do it in real life. Shitheads I say.

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

The phrase "They always find a way"

Not sure where it originated, but I first heard it used by Gary Neville after City's slightly fortuitous late victory at Newcastle last Season.

It was then repeated ad nauseum after Real Madrid beat us on penalties.
Utter bollocks, but people actually took it seriously, as though Madrid deliberately allowed De Bruyne to miss a late chance.

 

[Bri1975]

Any gimp that has BO55 on their personalised reg plate

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

People who pedal in high gears on bikes..
..frantically going nowhere.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Same with people who come out of a gym, and immediately light up a cancer stick. As Yoda might say; boggles, the mind does.

Always pissed me off the amount of pregnant women smoking outside the hospital maternity ward.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Buying a traditional Scottish breakfast in scotland and it coming with black pudding
Had to ask for haggis as an extra recently in spoons stirling as they wouldn't do a straight swap

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Tim Martin being a ****.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

People who tell you they were crying or nearly crying to let you know how much something means to them like it's a badge of honour

So, so true, I am nearly in tears here reading this.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Any gimp that has BO55 on their personalised reg plate

Or ones that start BIG

 

[eric pode of croydon]

People that talk to other people on the internet like shit when they wouldnt do it in real life. Shitheads I say.

Dickhead.











(I can't do those smiley face things with semi colons.)

 

[DiscoSteve]

People who pedal in high gears on bikes..
..frantically going nowhere.

People on bikes FULL STOP

 

[maxwellblue]

Any gimp that has BO55 on their personalised reg plate

I do like a good cherished numver buty yeah, they are bad and normally on a 4x4 pickup.

Astons with 007 plates are pretty sad as well.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Contestants on quiz/game shows who are dressed as though they have popped in on the way home from the tip.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Any gimp that has BO55 on their personalised reg plate

Or ones that start BIG

Anyone with a personalised number plate. Sad cunts. Not affix a full length mirror to the side of the shed and take a topless flexing photo grade sad, but not far off

 

[Barcon]

Anyone with a personalised number plate. Sad cunts. Not affix a full length mirror to the side of the shed and take a topless flexing photo grade sad, but not far off

There used to be a mod on here that did that.

 

[Kippax77]

2 tier kier's rolled up sleeves, as if he's a grafter for the working class

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

There used to be a mod on here that did that.

Be careful, the lack of comments on the End of an Era thread was nearly enough to summon him

 

[halfmist]

Anyone with a personalised number plate. Sad cunts. Not affix a full length mirror to the side of the shed and take a topless flexing photo grade sad, but not far off

Nope, life long ambition was to have a 1 plate with my initials. Life long regret, selling said number plate because sad cunts didn’t like the idea of with me having it.