De Bruyne?

[yeah whatever !!]

 

[doctor whites]

Jism? Not heard of this one. Does he track back?

Comes from deep shoots on sight

 

[ljones15]

Intrigued to see what the final fee is, haven't City come out and denied that they are paying nowhere near the reported figure which I presume is £58 million.

 

[SWP's back]

Not shit. Just not worth anywhere near what we're reportedly paying

Player is worth what a club wishes to sell. So he obviously is.

And the club are probably a better judge than you.

No offence like.

 

[BenjaniMwaruwari]

YOU FORGOT

They aren't worthy of being in the same picture as Delph

 

[Andouble]

Intrigued to see what the final fee is, haven't City come out and denied that they are paying nowhere near the reported figure which I presume is £58 million.

The OS did say Sterling was our record signing when they made the release, assume they'd do the same if KDB's fee is higher

 

[kaz7]

I raise you with this one

 

[@BluePhil8]

Can we get a song about Klaus Aloffs for the next game?

How about (to the theme of the Slippy G song):

Klauss Aloffs, Aloffs,

He is a fucking dick,

I hope he gets hit by a bus,

Klaus Aloffs, Aloffs.

 

[Daz_Blue]

De Bruyne's cat prepares to board the flight to Manchester

 

[BenjaniMwaruwari]

Can we get a song about Klaus Aloffs for the next game?

How about (to the theme of the Slippy G song):

Klauss Aloffs, Aloffs,

He is a fucking dick,

I hope he gets hit by a bus,

Klaus Aloffs, Aloffs.

I don't want to hear his name ever again

 

[TonyM]

We are so utterly transferant!

 

[The First Earl]

V

Txiki went to Germany
Upon his pedal bike
He brought back for us city fans
A Prince Harry lookalike

Very good pal

 

[TonyM]

I am ITK (intermittently touching kloth) can't finish this post I need the toilet

Saw this today and forgot to say ...more genius. Lol!

 

[Grolsch30]

Allows being interviewed now

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Sheikh mansour went to town
to see his personal banker
he had to get more money out
cos Aloffs is a wanker.

 

[Grolsch30]

Allows just said we can still play without KDB and Peresic

 

[@BluePhil8]

Allows being interviewed now

Again? He was interviewed one hour ago for fucks sake. He loves the lime light.

 

[warspite]

I'm done in, I can't carry on

 

[Grolsch30]

feckin spellchecker Allows should be Allofs obviously

 

[@BluePhil8]

Allows just said we can still play without KDB and Peresic

They'll be getting €100m for the pair. I'm sure they can find adequate replacements.