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What a fuckin prick!

Asked about his forthcoming future by Aftonbladet, Swedish star striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic (35), currently living his first Manchester United season, stated, through a bold metaphor: "I can see myself conquering the US, just as I have conquered Europe. People stay in one place throughout their entire career, but I have travelled around like Napoleon in Europe and conquered every country I've arrived in. So maybe I could cross the Atlantic and conquer the US as well".
Surely he meant 'conked' ?
 
What a fuckin prick!

Asked about his forthcoming future by Aftonbladet, Swedish star striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic (35), currently living his first Manchester United season, stated, through a bold metaphor: "I can see myself conquering the US, just as I have conquered Europe. People stay in one place throughout their entire career, but I have travelled around like Napoleon in Europe and conquered every country I've arrived in. So maybe I could cross the Atlantic and conquer the US as well".
Conquered ?? hes playing like something attached to a piece of string and it aint a conker.

But he does have the perfect match, Napoleon and Jose phine.
 
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UAFA world club championship being muted again (martin Samuals) they want share of vast money generated in europe trouble is how they shoehorn a shit unted team into it
 
Manchester United will take up the option to extend Zlatan Ibrahimovic's contract for a second season, manager Jose Mourinho has announced.

£300k a week for another year. Must be mad. Rashford to Sunderland.....
 
What a fuckin prick!

Asked about his forthcoming future by Aftonbladet, Swedish star striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic (35), currently living his first Manchester United season, stated, through a bold metaphor: "I can see myself conquering the US, just as I have conquered Europe. People stay in one place throughout their entire career, but I have travelled around like Napoleon in Europe and conquered every country I've arrived in. So maybe I could cross the Atlantic and conquer the US as well".
Napoleon came unstuck when he took on the English as well.
 
peg, talking about the rag fans:
"We let them down a couple of times with a couple of really bad performances, but we never let them down in terms of the quality of the game"

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