United 2016/17

[crazyg]

To extend the Napolean theme, will he try St Helena at the end?

Wouldn't get in the St Helens team either.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm getting an image of suspenders and jackboots.

Yesssssss!

Helga out of Allo Allo?

 

[JASR]

To extend the Napolean theme, will he try St Helena at the end?

They could use his ego as a windbreak and fix their other white elephant, the new windy airstrip.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I heard he was going to be exiled and have to live with Elbow or somfin'

 

[Sam Armstrong]

Helga out of Allo Allo?

Mmmmmmmm

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

What a fuckin prick!

Asked about his forthcoming future by Aftonbladet, Swedish star striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic (35), currently living his first Manchester United season, stated, through a bold metaphor: "I can see myself conquering the US, just as I have conquered Europe. People stay in one place throughout their entire career, but I have travelled around like Napoleon in Europe and conquered every country I've arrived in. So maybe I could cross the Atlantic and conquer the US as well".

Surely he meant 'conked' ?

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Surely he meant 'conked' ?

My lad calls him "Hooter".

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

My lad calls him "Hooter".

And the Blowhards

 

[manimanc]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/cast...-least-two-transfer-windows-to-repair.423905/
This prick comes out with some tripe but this time he's raised the bar.
So basically he is saying despite the outlay and having the most expensive manequinn in midfield it's fine that they are struggling to be in the top 4 and the best manager in the world has all the time in the world.
What a load of old shit.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

What a fuckin prick!

Asked about his forthcoming future by Aftonbladet, Swedish star striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic (35), currently living his first Manchester United season, stated, through a bold metaphor: "I can see myself conquering the US, just as I have conquered Europe. People stay in one place throughout their entire career, but I have travelled around like Napoleon in Europe and conquered every country I've arrived in. So maybe I could cross the Atlantic and conquer the US as well".

Conquered ?? hes playing like something attached to a piece of string and it aint a conker.

But he does have the perfect match, Napoleon and Jose phine.

 

[dadnlad]

UAFA world club championship being muted again (martin Samuals) they want share of vast money generated in europe trouble is how they shoehorn a shit unted team into it

 

[DrBlueBob]

To extend the Napolean theme, will he try St Helena at the end?

He doesn't know his arse from his Elba.

 

[It just had to be BLUE.]

I tale it it's a sell out at old trafford Thursday night ?

 

[yeseye]

Conquered ?? hes playing like something attached to a piece of string and it aint a conker.

.

Hes playing like a yoyo?

 

[meeesh]

Another year for big nose,hahahahahahaha,fuck me

 

[babyape]

Manchester United will take up the option to extend Zlatan Ibrahimovic's contract for a second season, manager Jose Mourinho has announced.

£300k a week for another year. Must be mad. Rashford to Sunderland.....

 

[SWP's back]

What a fuckin prick!

Asked about his forthcoming future by Aftonbladet, Swedish star striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic (35), currently living his first Manchester United season, stated, through a bold metaphor: "I can see myself conquering the US, just as I have conquered Europe. People stay in one place throughout their entire career, but I have travelled around like Napoleon in Europe and conquered every country I've arrived in. So maybe I could cross the Atlantic and conquer the US as well".

Napoleon came unstuck when he took on the English as well.

 

[kaz7]

Manchester United will take up the option to extend Zlatan Ibrahimovic's contract for a second season, manager Jose Mourinho has announced.

£300k a week for another year. Must be mad. Rashford to Sunderland.....

Good he is past it,be knackered by new year

 

[babyape]

Good he is past it,be knackered by new year

He's looked knackered for the past few weeks.... There's no hiding behind good players in that team like he's been used to over his entire career...

 

[Deleted member 13905]

peg, talking about the rag fans:
"We let them down a couple of times with a couple of really bad performances, but we never let them down in terms of the quality of the game"