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Can I sit on your empty heated seat?

What time is it?...... 5 past Leighton.

By' eck, I'm not having a go at Pep. Never will, I just believe he can develop Joe to play exactly the way Pep requires.

I think whatever happens here, Big Joe deserves another chance. He's earned that right. Maybe if he gets a break from first team action for the time being, the break will do him good, just like before. We want stuffing if we let him go now, without giving him another chance in the future.

Hello Tolmies Hairdoo, in keeping with the recent left field shirt topic on this thread, what two NEW names could we expect to see on the respective goalkeeper, and outfield shirt, assuming the dots do indeed come together? Again, just to confirm my Fosters voucher offer is still on the table...

Hello Tolmie's Hairdoo, if you tell me who it is, (or they), you can have my free pint of Fosters voucher. Terms, and conditions apply. That would be terms, and conditions, where by you have to arrive at the stadium 2 day's prior to kick off, but hey it's all yours if you kindly spill the beans...

We used to sing this song in the Kippax, and it's relevant here, now, today. 'What the f@ck is going on?'

This has the feel of last years De Bruyne thread now. Marvelous stuff x

Does anyone fancy a pint?

Brilliant

Actually make that Achilles cousin in Achilles armour. We'll keep Achilles thank you very much

Achilles for Hector?

53 Goals, 19 Assists, No Red Cards, last season Sign him

Bugger his age. I prefer older wingers with bags of experience, and game reading. Remember Beagrie?

Brilliant

Fair play, but I base my assessment on scenery eg the Fells, Lakes, Tarns, Streams, Rivers, Waterfalls, and hot Polish girls working in Keswick, as opposed to the Steptoe & Son style junk yard and overgrown garden next door in Bramhall, that I have to look at for the larger part of the year.

Hello, yes I'm aware of that former title, that was conferred upon junior members of the British Royal Family, named after the county of Cumberland. I awarded myself the new title for two reasons. One there isn't actually a Duke of Cumbria, and two, for climbing the 214 Wainright fells, twice.

Seen a cheeky little Payet link on footballfancast.com. It's crap, no doubt, but he'd certainly improve our free kicks, which were to put it blunt, redundant last season

Cumbria, like you couldn't guess.

News of Manchester City finally signing Kevin De Bruyne, reaches the Rebel Fleet. R2D2 bleeped: I'm looking forward to KDB assisting/ scoring 10 goals for City in the next derby match. Man U got away with a 6-1 thrashing once. It should've been 10. It should've been 10, F' off back to the Death...