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Check this out for an amusing bit of commentary at 79 mins on the City website just now...

What a wretched cretin. I hope we stick ten past the twats.

Slightly off-topic-but-still-press-based, I just watched the Mancio pre-derby press conf on the official site and the amount of bullshit fucking stirring by rag twat "journalists" is astonishing. "OOOOOOHHHH!!! ROBINIHO'S UNHAPPY!!!!1 lol" Why are they bothering with this irrelevant shite...

Best. Thread. Ever. Admins - please please sticky this.

Nigel de Jong can have his cake and eat it.

Mate of mine wrote this for The Daily Mash - most amusing... TEVEZ REWARDED WITH ENTIRE DEER CARCASS

Done. 87.6%

Double balls and bollocks. Oh, it's on Facebook it must be true...

I was incredibly dismayed to find out that my name is the same as James Cordon's character in Gavin & Stacey. Fuck my life.

I reckon we'll do what we have done in a couple of games recently; toy with them for half an hour, let them tire themselves out then step up a gear and go in for the kill.

I don't think they're deliberately meant to mislead, it's just the usual BBC bias. They love The Big Four™ as much as Sky do.

As long as we keep our shape and formation and the defenders don't go pelting up the pitch we should be able to deal with long balls all day. Especially if VK is at the back. Saying that, they'll probably stick 9 behind the ball so I'll take a scrappy 1-0.

There were grown men around me crying when Dickov scored. 50-something men. Hard looking men. IN TEARS. It was brilliant.

Have the police fishfingered the culprits yet?

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's a hardware problem.

Fit*.

How many anti-climaxes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Stealing fish seems a bit desperate. There must be easier ways to earn a decent crustacean. Just seems a bit shellfish to me.

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There's one on Yew Tree Rd between Horton Rd and Thornton Rd, between the Platt Lane training ground and Maine Rd (R.I.P.). Can't remember what it's called but it's a Chinese, they do pretty decent curry and chips. The Chinese food ain't bad either.