Is fast food dead?

Last time I tried drinking a glass.of red in Piccadilly gardens a bloody wasp flew into the bastard. Luckily I spotted it before drinking it. Being a kindly chap these days I carefully tipped it in a safe place and left it to get pissed.
I always put a coaster or something suitable on a soft drink if I put it down if I am outside for that very reason mate.
 
I dont' usually get that much fast food but I have had the misfortune to go to McDonalds three times in the last 5 or 6 weeks, everytime I have gone through the drive through and been told that i'll have to wait in one of the waiting bays. Last night took the piss when I waited for 10 minutes for two Big Mac meals, then some spotty little twat came out, grunted at me and fucked off.

The one thing that I used to give them credit for was the speed of their service but no more.

I don't expect too much from a fast food drive through but surely the food to arrive fast isn't too much to ask for.
If they ever tell me to park up and wait I just say no. Food soon comes
 
Don’t have it delivered at all.Always better getting it home as quick as possible I ‘d also say though even taking a decent fish and chips home to eat isn’t great, tends to start going soggy, tastes much better eaten outdoors straight away,preferably on a sea front..
Or failing that, on the canal towpath.
 
I always put a coaster or something suitable on a soft drink if I put it down if I am outside for that very reason mate.

Yes I always forget. I was on my way to a game, nice weather. I bought a sandwich and one of those glasses of wine with a foil top from M+S. I settled down on a bench, opened the wine, had a sip and placed it on the floor. Took a bite of the sandwich, picked up the wine and there's Mr wasp doing the breast stroke lol.
 
Yes I always forget. I was on my way to a game, nice weather. I bought a sandwich and one of those glasses of wine with a foil top from M+S. I settled down on a bench, opened the wine, had a sip and placed it on the floor. Took a bite of the sandwich, picked up the wine and there's Mr wasp doing the breast stroke lol.


Lucky escape mate, fortunately you saw it in time.
 
Mcdonalds food is poison.....slimy plasticky total shit
each to their own - I enjoyed one of their latest triple cheese thingies tonight and it was F**KIN DELICIOUS!

BTW - anyone who touts this kind of cr*p has absolutely no idea when it comes food quality or the effort that goes into producing 'fast food' at the volumes that McDonalds do! Do you really think an outfit this big and this globally well known would get away with what you say, especially in the UK/Europe? No. If you do you're no better than those that spout the BU115HIT stuff about us!
 
each to their own - I enjoyed one of their latest triple cheese thingies tonight and it was F**KIN DELICIOUS!

BTW - anyone who touts this kind of cr*p has absolutely no idea when it comes food quality or the effort that goes into producing 'fast food' at the volumes that McDonalds do! Do you really think an outfit this big and this globally well known would get away with what you say, especially in the UK/Europe? No. If you do you're no better than those that spout the BU115HIT stuff about us!

After reading Fast Food Nation, I'd certainly be more relaxed about eating junk food in the UK and EU.

In the US, there's a hell of an effort that goes into producing it, but most of that effort appears to be aimed at making it as cheap as it possibly can be. The bit in the book about having to slow down the production line at the abattoir on EU export days, so they actually had time to remove the shit from the meat, was particularly delightful.
 
I don't even care if it was genuine or a set up but my favourite ever clip on Twitter, was that one where the pizza guy walks out of the shop, knocks on the door literally adjoining the shop and a big, fat girl in pyjamas answers and takes the delivery off him.
 

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