skyblue1894
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A mystery lottery winner has made a bid to buy Portsmouth FC. His wife was quoted as saying "Fuck knows what he would have bought if he'd got 4 numbers"
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mancste1980
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There's a new sex drug out called "Viazac"...half Viagra & half Prozac. It's class, If you don't get a fuck, you don't give a fuck!
mammutly
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The_Mo said:A man went into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian replied 'Fuck off your not bringing it back'.
That's funny!
jimharri
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Rangers FC wants its joke back!skyblue1894 said:A mystery lottery winner has made a bid to buy Portsmouth FC. His wife was quoted as saying "Fuck knows what he would have bought if he'd got 4 numbers"
A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid!
unsworthblue
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the taxman has taken over Ibrox and decided to rename it the Inland Revenue Arena,or IRA for short,although its only provisional at the moment
gaudinho's stolen car
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A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid!
The missus said she was feeling horny as fuck last night and said she'd wait for me in the bedroom.
When I got upstairs she was lying on the bed licking a lollipop and then she started to slide it slowly into her pussy..............
I said "Steady on love - you'll need that to see the school kids across the road in the morning"
When I got upstairs she was lying on the bed licking a lollipop and then she started to slide it slowly into her pussy..............
I said "Steady on love - you'll need that to see the school kids across the road in the morning"
Uncle Wally One Ball
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Was supposed to take my mrs out the other night. She was taking ages getting dressed in the bathroom so I went in to see what was happening. She said "Does this make me look fat?" I said yeah, but to be fair love it is a small bathroom.
mr t said:The missus said she was feeling horny as fuck last night and said she'd wait for me in the bedroom.
When I got upstairs she was lying on the bed licking a lollipop and then she started to slide it slowly into her pussy..............
I said "Steady on love - you'll need that to see the school kids across the road in the morning"
ffs coffee all over screen now
gaudinho's stolen car said:A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid!
haha so many missed this gem...