TFC
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Keith and his wife are having hard financial times, so after much deliberation, they decide that shes going to try being a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Keith says, “Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred quid for some how’s yer father. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."
She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing a bit of leg, when a fella pulls up and asks "How much?" She says, "A hundred quid." He replies, "All I’ve got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Keith and asks. "He’s not got enough money Keith, What can he get for thirty quid?"
"A hand job," Keith replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he can get for thirty quid is a hand job.
He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and pops out a massive willy. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back." She runs back to Keith.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy quid?"
She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing a bit of leg, when a fella pulls up and asks "How much?" She says, "A hundred quid." He replies, "All I’ve got is thirty."
She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Keith and asks. "He’s not got enough money Keith, What can he get for thirty quid?"
"A hand job," Keith replies. She runs back and tells the guy all he can get for thirty quid is a hand job.
He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and pops out a massive willy. She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back." She runs back to Keith.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy quid?"