Joke thread

[dronefromsector7G]

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... She was in charge of the hops.

 

[Zubrman]

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... She was in charge of the hops.

Lame.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... She was in charge of the hops.

I can barley contain myself

 

[dickie davies]

Lame.

But no 'arm in it

 

[Buckley Mug]

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... She was in charge of the hops.

Her name is Eileen

 

[Zubrman]

Her name is Eileen

That deserves more than a 'Like'.

 

[Stuuuuuu]

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... She was in charge of the hops.

She's not really the right person to be left around alcohol - she's always legless whenever I see her.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

She's not really the right person to be left around alcohol - she's always legless whenever I see her.

I can’t believe I’ve started these puns. I ne-ferment to do that

 

[Big Swifty]

Her name is Eileen

....and her surname is Dover

 

[Big Swifty]

I told my wife that I heard a Chinese man sing ‘Hero’ at karaoke tonight.
"The Mariah Carey song?" she asked.
"No, Lionel Richie!"

At my local karaoke night, an Indian chap won.

Gorupta Singh......

 

[dronefromsector7G]

At my local karaoke night, an Indian chap won.

Gorupta Singh......

I heard two two Indian brothers singing that Nolan sisters song.

Dan Singh, Roman Singh

 

[Maccblue]

....and her surname is Dover

And brother Ben

....and her surname is Dover

brother called Ben ?

 

[Beswick Prize Bands Big Drum]

I'd like to apologise for my behaviour at the photography club this evening.

I just snapped!

Did you Flash at everyone.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Did you Flash at everyone.

He got a lot of negative comments

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I'd already clicked there'd be an influx of photography puns.
They can never have too much exposure

 

[DrBlueBob]

I'd already clicked there'd be an influx of photography puns.
They can never have too much exposure

You need to dodge that stuff.

 

[Blue_eyes]

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.... She was in charge of the hops.

Did she have a lager than life personality?....and was she attracted to your six-pack?

 

[Cityfan]

I'd already clicked there'd be an influx of photography puns.
They can never have too much exposure

You're completely missing the f'ing point.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

You're completely missing the f'ing point.

I'm focused

 

[sir baconface]

ISO enjoy these photography puns.