Joke thread

[hammocity]

SoccerAM RIP.

It’s older than that!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’s older than that!

CricketAM rip.

 

[hammocity]

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I went to the quacks with stomach pains, Dr says “do you masturbate?”

Bit embarrassed I replied “yes”

Doc replied “fucking great isn’t it, now let’s examine your stomach”.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[balotellishaircut]

I’ve just been thrown out of Weight Watchers.

I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

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[sir baconface]

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Mate, your punctuation is shit.

 

[Lavinda Past]

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[bluebc]

 

[oakiecokie]

I’ve just been thrown out of Weight Watchers.

I accepted the decision with huge grace, because they threw her out as well.

Courtesy of Garry Delaney. How do I know ? Just been watching the best bits of his from Mock the Week, very funny.
Check it out on YouTube.

 

[Uwe Already]

I tried to use the phrase "BeefStew" as my password. My IT department disallowed it, said it wasn't stroganoff...

 

[ray21]

I saw a horse box yesterday,
It wasn’t very good, it’s gloves kept falling off.

 

[blue44]

 

[blue44]

 

[knuckles]

 

[knuckles]

 

[knuckles]

 

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