Yes but it's more "well maybe sometime in the future we might be able to help maybe, based on some events lining up".
That still doesnt help Jim today, on his £40 a week.
I'm not in this for glory. I don't care if I get to sit on Twitter or Bluemoon or in my local coffee bar congratulating myself on how we didn't lose as badly as we thought we might. For too many this is all about them, all about how they can feel represented and positive and how they're changing the world.
I'm in it so Jim isn't so hard done to. So we don't live in country where foodbanks are an accepted norm, that people with mental health issues don't get dustbin bundled to some crap CBT group, that we can drop tuition fees and so that we can stop telling transgender people that they're freaks. I'm not interested in your constant three months away revolution, I'm bothered about doing "Blairite crap" like having the biggest investment in public service infrastructure since the end of the second world war. You lot can worry about the Daily Mail, discussing wealth redistribution, reading the latest hot take by Paul Mason and the like of.
Because I don't. I worry about how we can get into power instead. And for that to happen to need to turn Blue seats in England to Red because otherwise it's all pointless. And you don't do that with anti-wealth policies, you don't do that by telling the middle classes that they should be grateful rather than aspirational and you don't do that by saying you're going to start renationalising any industry that isn't rail.
Your inability to compromise your righteously perfect political positions makes you as complicit in the suffering of the poor and disabled as the Tories are. This is a time where we needed a leader who spoke to Middle England and a manifesto that would win in the Shires. Instead we got an energised youth vote, a Remain swing to us and Tory swing in Labour heartland.
Our semi-fictional Jim is still stressed out of his mind about how he's going to pay next quarter's gas bill and he's doing that because we lost another fucking election. So don't come here all triumphant about how your revolution is coming and it's all going to work out in the end. It's grotesque, arrogant and completely dismissive of the covenant that we as Labour made to protect those who need protecting.
This isn't a victory. When we win an election and can start changing things then I'll be booming as the rest of you. And whether you blame the Blairites or the Corbynites or Thunder the Wonder Horse is totally irrelevant to the fact that we have damned these people to up to five more years of austerity, five more years of cuts and five more years of privatisation in health.
So forgive me if I skip the fucking victory party.